TWF Total Chaos
TWF Total Chaos 2002
Live from the Brynteg Arena, Whiterock, Bridgend

The arena is a dark place, when the following words appear on the JumboTron… 

"Total Chaos… utter mayhem,
It returns tonight to Brynteg… 
Hell will unleash fury,
Heaven will release its guards,
Cause only one man can save you… 
From the Brink of Destruction!"


We then go straight into a video package charting the events of the previous weeks in the TWF, before 'She Loves Me Not' by Papa Roach hits the PA and we go back to the arena. The fireworks go off, and Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are sitting at ringside. JR says that tonight we are expecting nothing but chaos, as we have 2 hardcore matches on the card including one inside a steel cage! We fly around a packed Brynteg Arena, before doing a WWF[E]-style look at the arena. JR and The King quickly comment on the main event, and say that High Voltage has a lot riding on him tonight!
We then look at the TWF Intercontinental Championship, hanging high above the ring, as we wait for the TWF IC Championship Hardcore Ladder Match later this evening!

Blonde Man's Music hits, and it looks like we are gonna kick it all of with the UK Heavyweight Championship match! Blonde Man poses his way down the ramp, before 'What About Hawke?' hits the PA, and the BCW gang, including Hawke, make their way to the ring. Crash Rogers's music hits and the crowd cheers as he makes his way to the ring. Blonde Man and Crash Rogerz will also be a part of the Tag Team Royal Rumble later tonight!

TWF UK Heavyweight Championship
Blonde Man (c) vs. Hawke vs. Crash Rogerz

The three men trade head shots as Crash and Blonde Man double team Hawke into a corner. Crash then quickly floors Blonde Man and throws some strong punches at Hawke in the corner. Blonde Man drops Crash in a Drop Toe Hold and locks in a very quick Modified Ankle Lock! Hawke immediately gets up, just as Crash looked to tap and pulls Blonde Man off. Hardcore Rogerz is seen making his way to ringside and the crowd cheers a little for Hardcore, making his return to Brynteg! Hardcore stops, and leaps into the ring and distracts the referee as Crash nails the Meltdown on Hawke, and then climbs the top rope and smashes him with a diving Headbutt! The crowd cheers as Blonde Man appears out of nowhere and nails him with a Karate Kick! Hardcore looks pissed as Blonde Man covers ‐ 1‐2‐3!

Winner: Blonde Man

Blonde Man's music hits as he is given back his UK Heavyweight Championship. Crash and Hardcore re group and talk trash at each other as Blonde Man poses on the ramp with the gold.
We cut to the Raw is War advertisement, and the face of Raw is revealed ‐ it's Mr. BIG!
Following that, JR reminds us that the TWF is returning to America and to New Orleans for TWF Summer Break 2002! Live, August 18th 2002 from The Superdome and we know that the winner of tonight's main event is going to Summer Break!
But we must now move onto our next match!
'One Step Closer' by S Club Juniors starts up and out come the Girls@Play to a huge round of cheers. Atomically Kool Kat, Libra and Chumpozina are taking part in this Women's Battle Royale! Then, Hawke's music hits, and out come the BCW girls ‐ Falcon, Rachael & Sian. They both get a mass of boos from the crowd. The Team EV's music hits and out comes Miss Emma, Alice Lee and Hayley Holder! The winner of this match becomes TWF Women's Champion!

TWF Women's Championship
10 Woman Battle Royale
Atomically Kool Kat vs. Champozina vs. Falcon vs. Rachael vs. Sian vs. Libra (c) vs. Hayley Holder vs. Alice Lee vs. Miss Emma

Kool Kat starts off by chucking Falcon over the top rope, and she is the first to be eliminated. Libra then chucks Miss Emma over, before Rachael pummels on her. Libra is then thrown over by Rachael and we know there will be a new Women's Champion! Kool Kat and Sian throw Hayley and Miss Emma Over, leaving Rachael, Chumpozina, Alice Lee, Kool Kat and Sian. Rachael smacks Sian and both of them go over the top rope in a big heap. Alice Lee chucks Chumpozina over, and Kool Kat nails The Feliner and wins the match as Alice Lee goes over!

Winner: Atomically Kool Kat
(New TWF Women's Champion)

Kool Kat has won back the gold in Brynteg. Libra and Chumpozina re enter the ring as the other females walk up the ramp. Standing in the ring are the best Women Wrestlers in the TWF Today!
We cut to backstage now, where Deadman is making his way to the ring. He is stopped by his brother NJS. NJS comments on how Deadman has got this far and says to give it all he's got. The two hug and Deadman walks off psyched up.

The Steel Cage is being lowered and the weapons will hang off the cage and some weapons will be on top of the cage. The only way to win is to climb over the top of the cage, no Pinfalls will count!
'All The Rage' hits the PA and out steps Steven Jenkins which gets a round of cheers from the Brynteg Arena.
Deadman's music hits and the crowd cheers like shit for him. A few 'NJS's Brother' chants started up but most of the crowd cheered.
Last to enter the cage was Adam Taylor. He got boos and a few cheers from areas inside the arena.

TWF Hardcore Championship
Hardcore Steel Cage Match
Steven Jenkins (c) vs. Deadman vs. Adam Taylor

This is the first of two Hardcore Gimmick Championship Matches. The other is the Intercontinental Hardcore Ladder Match. Adam Taylor begins his offensive approach by throwing Deadman into the cage. Deadman whacks one of the chairs hanging off the cage and Taylor then throws Jenkins into the cage, and he nails one of the steel pipes. Both weapons fall off the cage and Taylor quickly climbs the cage and grabs a 2x4 and a set of Brass Knuckles at the top of the cage. Jenkins arises and nails Taylor in the gut. Jenkins throws Taylor against the cage, and Deadman (in the nick of time), helps Jenkins nail a Flapjack onto the chair. Taylor's head nails the chair with a sickening thud as Jenkins and Deadman battle with each other. Suddenly, NJS storms down the ramp to cheers, and climbs into the cage! NJS kicks off half the weapons and chucks them into the cage. NJS sees Adam Taylor and smirks. NJS NAILS A DRAGON ATTACK OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE! The crowd goes ape as NJS nails it on Taylor, and begins to dismantle everyone inside the cage! NJS and Deadman double team everyone in the cage before Deadman breaks down the cage door and wins the match.

Winner: Deadman
(New TWF Hardcore Champion)

Deadman and NJS get the belt off the referee and climb to the top of the cage to celebrate the victory.

Backstage we see that The Rogerz are getting ready to get retain the Tag Team Championships.
A Video Package rolls, charting how this match came about. Marz and The Shott vacated the Tag Team Championship, and Marz decided to put it up for grabs in a Royal Rumble for the Tag Team in the TWF! 2 Mystery Teams are expected in the match!

#1's Music hits, and it's The Dreem Team! The newly re-hired Vamp and Jean Claude Van Slam! The crowd cheers at seeing the sight of these two men once more. #2's Music hits, and it's The Shott! The Shott is back from injury! The arena darkens, and it's Shott's Brother ‐ Deadman King! Deadman King is in the TWF for one night only!

TWF Tag Team Championship
Tag Team Royal Rumble!

#1 ‐ JCVS & The Vamp
#2 ‐ [Mystery Team 1] The Shott & Deadman King

The Shott makes a beeline to the ring and takes on The Vamp. The two duel for a while as Deadman King gives it to JCVS. Deadman King nails a Chokeslam on JCVS and throws him over.
JCVS has been eliminated
10-9-8-7-6-5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0! Team #3 is Crazy Thunder! Another returning team! Nutter Crazy and Lance Thunder are jeered to the ring as they simply throw out The Vamp, to eliminate the Dreem Team.
The Vamp has been eliminated
The Dream Team have been eliminated

The Shott beats on Nutter Crazy as Deadman King has Lance Thunder in the corner. At this point, down come the BCW ladies! Rachael, Lisa, Natalie and Falcon all come down to the ring to distract The Shott! Deadman King is suddenly placed in the Crazy CrossFace and taps! But taps mean nothing in Royal Rumbles!
10-9-8-7-6-5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0!
Team #4 is The West‐East Siders! Joe Davies & Tom Rich are cheered through out the arena and simply walk past the BCW Ladies. Suddenly, 'My Own Summer' blares over the PA, and down comes Marz! Marz waits on the ramp, and suddenly, out comes Mr. BIG! Marz and Mr. BIG can't be the mystery team?! It's too early for the next opponents anyway! Marz and Mr. BIG just stand on the ramp as Tom Rich and Joe Davies throw Lance Thunder over the top rope. Nutter Crazy comes from nowhere and nails Joe Davies over the top rope as well!
Joe Davies has been eliminated
Lance Thunder has been eliminated

10-9-8-7-6-5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0! Team #5 is The Rogerz! The crowd boos and cheers the Rogerz as they walk down to the ring. At this point, Marz and Mr. BIG storm down to the ring, and throw out Deadman King!
Deadman King has been eliminated
Marz throws The Shott into the ropes, and Mr. BIG smashes him with The BIG Storm! The crowd goes ape shit as Marz and Mr. BIG throw Nutter Crazy over the top rope, and exit via the bottom rope!
Nutter Crazy has been eliminated
Crazy Thunder have been eliminated

10-9-8-7-6-5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0! Team #6 is The AshTaker & The Green Meanie! Mr. BIG sees sight of The AshTaker and just storms up the ramp and takes him out! The two fight on the ramp as Green Meanie is left out in the ring. Out of nowhere, Marz just throws The Shott over the top rope, and also throws The Green Meanie over!
The Shott has been eliminated
The Green Meanie has been eliminated
The Shott & Deadman King have been eliminated

10-9-8-7-6-5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0!
Team #7 is Team EV! The crowd goes ape shit once more as Blonde Man and Brownie help Mr. BIG take AshTaker down to the ring. Mr. BIG gets AshTaker into the ring, and Tombstones him in the middle of the ring. Mr. BIG tells Marz to get a chair, and Marz throws him one. Mr. BIG nails The BIG Storm on a chair and AshTaker simply goes over the top rope! Team EV is then eliminated by The Rogerz!
The AshTaker & The Green Meanie have been eliminated
Team EV have been eliminated

Marz and Mr. BIG grabbed Hardcore Rogerz and throw him straight over the top rope! Mr. BIG nails Crash with a Running DDT, and Marz and Mr. BIG nail the Double DDT. Marz throws over Crash Rogerz, and Z‐Pack win the Tag Team Championships!

Winners: Z‐Pack
(New TWF Tag Team Champions)

Mr. BIG climbs the turnbuckles and poses with his new championship belt. Marz grabs a beer and shoves it down as Mr. BIG grabs a Cherry Coke.

Backstage, we see Mr. Edwards walking towards the ring, but is stopped by a woman. The woman says that Sarah is on the telephone for him. Mr. Edwards walks straight back to his locker room as we go to the ring area. Backstage is where we stay as High Voltage is with Lita. Lita asks how High Voltage is feeling being as this is his last match for the TWF. He says he feels sad, but is looking forward to putting his feet up. Suddenly, the woman who spoke to Mr. Edwards walks by and says that High Voltage is wanted by Mr. Edwards. The woman looks into the camera and says that Mr. BIG had better watch out.
JR and The King ponder, as JR reminds you to join us on Nitro tomorrow night. Tickets are still on sale, and you can see the Aftermath of Total Chaos live tomorrow night!
Lita then comes on the JumboTron and says that The AshTaker cannot take his place in the Hardcore Ladder Match with NJS and AJ Jeffers tonight, so Mr. BIG has said that the Intercontinental Championship Match will happen on Nitro tomorrow with a special Fourth person!
A Summer Break advertisement airs, featuring Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit Frontman), Lita & Sting! All three will be in attendance for Summer Break!

'Just Think About It' ‐ BANG! 'Re‐Arranged' hits the PA and the crowd goes ape as Mr. BIG walks down to the ring. He looks pretty glum, but smiles as he high fives the fans. He suddenly sees someone in the front row of the audience and looks at this person; he looks like his jaw drops before posing on the turnbuckles. Who is this person?!
Suddenly, 'No Diggity' starts up and Mr. Edwards makes his way to the ring, the lumberjacks follow close behind. They include The Shott, Team EV, BCW and The Rogerz. The entire TWF Roster surrounds ringside! Suddenly, 'High Voltage' starts up on the PA and High Voltage, in his 'last match before retirement' makes his way to the ring, with people shouting 'Greedy Sod' in reference to the pay off High Voltage is getting in. Now, here comes a guy who hates the TWF but yet hates High Voltage even more. 'Glass Shatters' hits and the crowd stands yet again as Marz, the TWF World Champion makes his way to the ring, still nursing his injury from his promotional trip from Oakwood Park.

TWF World Heavyweight Championship
Lumberjack Match
Marz (c) vs. High Voltage
* Special Referee ‐ Mr. BIG
* Special Enforcer ‐ Mr. Edwards


Marz starts the match off by going straight into High Voltage. The two punch and kick each other for a short while before Marz gets up and nails a few Austin Elbow Drops. Marz throws High Voltage over, and he lands in front of The Shott. The Shott proceeds to punch the crap out of High Voltage before Marz gets High Voltage back in the ring, but Marz is ambushed by The Shott and The AshTaker! Blonde Man and Brownie take them on as Marz and High Voltage continue in the ring. Marz takes advantage of this escapade by placing High Voltage in the Razor Leg Lock. The crowd goes wild as The Shott and AshTaker escape through the crowd. High Voltage gets to the ropes and Mr. BIG demands Marz releases the hold. Marz slaps Mr. BIG across the face and says he can do what he likes! Mr. BIG looks ready to blow, when High Voltage nails Marz with a Spear! The crowd doesn't know what to think as High Voltage pummels on Marz. Mr. BIG tells High Voltage to stop and Marz just nails Mr. BIG with the Out of this World Stunner! High Voltage locks in Watt's Up Doc, and Marz taps! But, Mr. BIG doesn't see it! Mr. Edwards walks into the ring, and gets High Voltage off Marz! Mr. Edwards raises Marz hand in victory! What? Mr. Edwards demands for the bell to be rung, and Mr. Edwards gets on the microphone. Mr. Edwards says that as a result of the referee being deliberately knocked out by High Voltage, causing a disqualification, Marz wins! High Voltage goes ape shit as Mr. BIG rises from the ground. Mr. BIG says that it was Marz who knocked him out, and as the official in this match, calls for the bell to be rung, and High Voltage is awarded the TWF World Championship! Mr. BIG says that his decision is final! All hell breaks loose as the lumberjacks invade the ring, and are quickly thrown out by Mr. BIG, Marz and High Voltage. Marz nails High Voltage with The Pedigree, as Mr. Edwards leaves the ring, and Mr. BIG nails Marz with The Equaliser! Mr. BIG grabs the TWF Championship, puts it on his shoulder and walks up the ramp!

Winner: No Contest

What has happened?! Who is the TWF Champion?! NOBODY KNOWS!