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TWF No Way BacK 2003
Live from The Brynteg Arena, Bridgend

The opening package aired and showed us highlights of a pretty topsy-turvy month in the TWF.
'Falling Apart' started on the PA and the crowd cheered as the pyros went off. Coca-Cola presents TWF No Way BacK 2003! The set was a mainly black one with two mini oval-trons on each side of the main TotalTron.

Jody Fleisch's music started on the PA and the crowd cheered as he walked down to the ring. Jody is defending his TWF Cruiserweight Championship here tonight! Scott Hudson and Joey Styles remind us that later tonight we will crown the very first TWF Television Champion, with the final of a 32-Man Tournament held here tonight, seeing Blade taking on Big Bob Basher!
'Bodies' hits the PA and Luke and Todd walk down to the ring. The crowd boos as they walk down the ramp and look into the crowd for someone or something. Deadman's music then hits the PA and the crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he walks down to the ring.

TWF Cruiserweight Championship
Jody Fleisch (C) vs. Luke Baird vs. Todd McFarlene vs. Deadman

Luke and Todd double team Deadman and Jody and whip them both into the ropes. The rules of this particular match state all 4 men can be in the ring at the same time. Jody and Deadman come back at the two tag partners and nail them both with simultaneous dropkicks! The crowd cheers as all 4 men trade punches with each other. Deadman and Luke takes their fight to the outside where they brawl all around ringside. Jody however nails the Phoenix 720 DDT on Todd in the ring! Jody covers… 1‐2‐Deadman pulls him off! The crowd doesn't know what to think as Todd nails Jody with an Elbow Smash and Luke then nails Todd with the FameAsSer! The crowd cheers as Luke covers… 1‐2‐Deadman pulls him off as well! Deadman climbs back into the ring and nails the Death Stunner to Luke! Death Stunner to Todd! Deadman Slam to Jody! 1‐2‐3!

Winner: Deadman
[New TWF Cruiserweight Champion]

Deadman stands in the middle of the ring and looks down at the 3 men lying on the canvas. He slaps the Title Belt twice before raising his right fist in the air. He walks back up the ramp with a smile on his face and then kisses the Belt.


Backstage, Mr. BIG and NJS pull up in Mr. BIG's Porsche Carrera. Don Callis tries to grab a word with them.
Cyrus: "Biggie, NJS! Guys, tonight you both will resolve some bitter feuds with Karl Davies and Danny. After the plans the bPa and MOD have been pulling on you recently, what will be your first plan?"
NJS: "Hey Don, don't look so down. The Z‐Pack Planning Committee sat down for a while and we came up with a plan. We're gonna show the bPa and MOD just who the Z‐Pack are!"
[Suddenly, a BMW 323i, a Mercedes-Benz E320, Lexus IS 300 and Biggie's Ferrari 360 Spider pull up!]
NJS: "We also got some help from these guys!"
[Out of the Mercedes come The Vamp and JCVS and the Lexus sees The Shott come out!]
Mr. BIG: "And if they don't like that, then they aren't gonna love this either… "
[The door of the Ferrari swings open and out comes Bandit… and JT Money! The crowd in the arena is cheering the roof off the Brynteg Arena as The Z‐Pack walk into the arena]
Joey: "The Z‐Pack has dropped another big bombshell here tonight!"


'Alive' by S Club hits the PA and TWF Women's Champ Rachel Stevens from S Club walks down to the ring. She is cheered down to the ring by the crowd as Joey explains that this match was made by commissioner Hawke after Falcon and Rachel fell out and then Sarah Thomas got involved.
The silhouette appears on screen and the male proportion of the crowd cheers as the TWF's Diva of 2002 walks down to the ring. Sarah Thomas enters the ring and cannot stop staring into the eyes of Falcon.
'What About Hawke?' hits and the crowd boos furiously as Falcon walks down to the ring.

TWF Women's Championship
Rachel Stevens (C) vs. Falcon vs. Sarah Thomas

Rachel and Sarah leap straight at Falcon and the crowd cheers as Falcon is double teamed by the two ladies. Sarah whips Rachel into the Falcon in the turnbuckle and the crowd cheers as Falcon falls down! Sarah goes for the cover… 1‐2‐Rachel pulls her off! The crowd boos but then cheers as the two girls take off their high heeled shoes and slap each other. But then Falcon comes back at them and nails them with some convincing punches and both girls fall. But walking down the ramp comes RACHAEL! Rachael enters the ring and looks at Falcon and nails Rachel with a right hand! The crowd boos as Falcon covers… 1‐2‐3.

Winner: Falcon
[New TWF Women's Champion]

Rachael looks around at the impact she has made and embraces her friend as she has finally become TWF Women's Champion!

We are then treated to a SUMMER BREAK COMMERCIAL! The ad shows some great TWF moments and straight afterwards; we are told that Disturbed and Saliva will be performing some songs LIVE at Summer Break! 'Your Disease' by Saliva is in fact the Summer Break theme!

The Red Hoodie Crew's Music hits and down to the ring walks Joe Whelan, accompanied by Adam Taylor and Steven Dimmock.
The pyros go off and the crowd cheers as JCVS walks out onto the ramp and runs straight down to the ring!

TWF European Championship
Jean Claude Van Slam (C) vs. Joe Whelan (with Adam Taylor & Steven Dimmock)

JCVS begins the match by nailing Whelan with a huge right hand. Whelan replies with a right hand of his own and the crowd cheers as the two men trade punches in the opening moments. Their fight continues on the outside where the Red Hoodie Crew encourage Joe to get the job done. They take their battle inside the ring once more and JCVS gains the upper-hand, and Whelan is on the floor. JCVS climbs up top and nails a Whisper in the Wind! 1‐2‐shoulder up! JCVS then has an evil grin on his face. He grabs Whelan and nails a Jumping Tornado DDT! The crowd cheers and he leaps up top… Five Star Frog Splash! But the Red Hoodie Crew sensing it's over pulls JCVS off the attempted pin… and then JCVS's Tag Team Partner The Vamp comes running down! Vamp nails everyone in Red Hoodie Crew colours and ref calls for the DQ bell.

Winner: Joe Whelan
[Via DQ]

The Vamp continues his beat down of the Red Hoodie Crew before he and JCVS walk back up the ramp.


Backstage, we are with Lita, who is with Danny and Christine.
Lita: "Danny, last week on XCW Metal, NJS challenged you to this match and you are making, possibly, a one time only appearance on TWF Television. For those who don't know, Danny and NJS have never been particularly been the best of friends, all the more so since Danny stole Christine Dumas from NJS… "
Danny: "Hey, shut up you red-haired bimbo. You think your so cool because you wear combats half way down your ass and because you wear thongs… I'm even cooler than you. I attract more women than the rest of the TWF put together."
[Just as he says this, Mr. Edwards walks past and overhears the conversation!]
Edwards: "Danny, hello mate and welcome to the Total Wrestling Federation. Just to let you know, your match with NJS has been made a match where anyone from the Ministry who interferes will be fired on the spot. Good luck!"
[Danny looks like he soiled himself and walks slowly back towards his dressing room]
Edwards: "I love making good decisions… particularly on the 4th Anniversary of the creation of the TWF! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWF!"


The Bob's music hits the PA and the crowd boos as Big Bob Basher walks down to the ring to take on Blade in the final of the TWF TV Title Tournament. 'Never Gonna Stop' by Rob Zombie begins on the PA and the crowd cheers as Blade walks out on stage.

TWF Television Championship
Tournament Final
Blade vs. Big Bob Basher

Blade and BBB look at Peter Cavalli holding up the new TWF TV Title belt. It looks remarkably like the old ECW TV Title Belt just in case anyone was wondering. Blade and BBB lock up in the middle of the ring and BBB nails an Arm Drag. He catches Blade in a Sleeper, but Blade reverses into a Hammer-lock! The crowd claps and Joey says that we are watching the Future of the TWF in this very ring! But then the real fighting begins… BBB throws a strong right and Blade counters with an even stronger left. BBB runs into Blade, but gets nailed with a Big Boot. Blade drops the leg and gets a 2-count. BBB leaps back up and bulks up to huge boos. Blade nails him with repeated rights and whips him into the turnbuckles and nails a Dropkick & School Boy Roll-Up! 1‐2‐kick out! But down comes Big Bob Daddy! He goes for the Bob Bulldog, but he fails and Blade nails a huge Angle Slam! The crowd cheers as Blade then climbs up top and nails BBB with a Diving Elbow Pin! 1‐2‐3!

Winner: Blade
[New TWF TV Champion]

Blade jumps back up and is ecstatic with his victory here tonight! He is jumping for joy! And the crowd is also pretty pleased with a Blade Victory!

Joey and Scott tell us that the next time you can see the TWF on Pay‐Per‐View is for Easter HeAT on April 20th 2003 live from the TWF Arena! Tickets go on sale this Saturday from TWFWrestling2k.cjb.net, at the Bridgend Dome Preview Centre and at the TWF Arena itself! 30,000 people will be in the TWF Arena to witness the huge event!

Backstage, Mr. BIG is walking towards the ring to a huge pop from the crowd in the arena.

The latest TWF Passion Advertisement aired, played to the backing track of 'Times Like These' by the Foo Fighters!
'I'll Do What I Wanna' hits the PA and Stone Kold Karl Davies with Holly to a huge set boos. Davies grabs a microphone and says he wants to call the match off with Biggie right now and that he'll do almost anything to stop the match… too late!
'JUST THINK ABOUT IT'!
The crowd leaped out of their seats and blew the roof off the Brynteg Arena!
BANG!
'Prayer' began on the PA and the crowd cheered even louder. AND BIGGIE WALKED OUT! The Brynteg Arena was deafening as Biggie walked out! He is back on PPV! Mr. BIG is wrestling his first match in over 2 months after Davies' heinous attack on Raw! Biggie stares at Holly and smiles and then looks at Davies and smiles… before nailing him with a solid right hand!

Revenge Match
Mr. BIG vs. Stone Kold Karl Davies with Holly

Biggie begins his assault with some dominating right hands. He whips Davies into the ropes and nails him with a huge spinebuster! He then stands in an unfamiliar position… looking for The BIG Elbow! But Holly comes in and nails Biggie! The crowd boos as Holly exits the ring and Biggie walks straight into Davies and a Steel Chair! 1‐2‐shoulder up! The crowd cheers loudly and Davies looks pissed. Biggie stumbles back up and the two men trade right hands before Davies whips Biggie into the ropes. Biggie counters with a Rock‐like Forearm Smash! Biggie looks down but he leaps back up and is revving up like no one else can! It is a true delight to see him back on PPV again! Davies gets back up but Holly comes in and stands in front of Davies! She shouts at Biggie not to do anything to Davies and he doesn't… but Davies uses this to put on some brass knuckles and charges at Biggie with them… and misses! The crowd cheers loudly as Davies goes flying into the ropes. Biggie now goes up top and nails Davies with a Spinning Pancake! The crowd cheers and Biggie goes back up top! Biggie is going for a 450° Splash! But he misses and lands on the mat with a sickening thud! Davies stumbles back to his feet and we are 'treated' to a replay of Biggie's missed 450. Davies then nails Biggie with the Stone Kold Stunna! The crowd boos knowing it's over… 1‐2‐kick out by Biggie he leaps back up once more and looks deep into the eyes of Davies and extends his hand towards him! Davies shakes it, but has been duped as Biggie nails him with The Equaliser! Biggie sees Davies on the floor and takes off his waistcoat/vest and chucks it into the crowd! THE BIG ELBOW! But suddenly Steven Dimmock of the Red Hoodie Crew comes running down! He takes Holly and smacks a figure‐four lip‐lock on her! What the fuck? This wasn't expected! Biggie goes on the outside and nails Dimmock with a right hand and he goes flying. Holly looks at Biggie and thinks for a while. She then steps towards Biggie and cuddles him?! DAVIES NAILS BIGGIE WITH A CHAIR! Davies has an evil grin and Holly is shocked now as she looks at Biggie on the floor. Davies covers… 1‐2‐Holly pulls him off! The crowd is going bonkers as Davies looks like he is going to flip, but Holly points to Davies to turn around… THE BIG STORM! The crowd goes ape shit as Biggie nails his finisher… 1‐2‐3!

Winner: Mr. BIG

Holly claps and she enters the ring. Mr. BIG and Holly hug in the middle of the ring! Mr. BIG and Holly have screwed Karl Davies! Biggie has put one over on the bPa! Biggie holds Holly's hand but then grabs a microphone. He asks the crowd to give him a 'B‐I‐G' if they want him and Holly to toast their victory with a Cherry Coke. A loud and clear 'B‐I‐G' can be heard and 'Prayer' hits as Biggie and Holly toast their screwing of Karl Davies.

A new TWF Don't Try This at Home Advertisement (similar to the old WWE one) airs.
Following this a video package of the feud between Danny and NJS in XCW airs.

Backstage, Danny and Christine talk strategy for tonight's match.

The Y2J‐ohmmeter fails to start up tonight because NJS has a new entrance movie… BANG! The pyros still go off as 'Bring Me Down' starts up. NJS and Lita appear on stage, with the xWa Championship on NJS's shoulder. NJS poses on the turnbuckles for the crowd, but his entrance is interrupted by the M.O.D symbol lowering in front of the screen… BANG! The symbol explodes into flames and the crowd boos as Danny with Christine walk down to the ring.

xWa Championship
NJS (C) with Lita vs. Danny with Christine

NJS and Danny cannot wait to lock up and start in the middle of the ring. NJS throws Austin-like punches towards Danny and then whips him into the ropes. NJS nails Danny with a German Suplex… and another… and another… and another… and another! 5 German Suplexes! Very unorthodox moves from NJS! Danny is down and NJS taunts the crowd to huge cheers but NJS then catches sight of Christine. Danny nails NJS with a huge clothesline into NJS's back. NJS gets tangled in the ropes and Danny throws some kidney punches at NJS. Referee Keith Jones un-tangles NJS to cheers and NJS launches himself at Danny, nailing a massive Lou Thesz Press. Joey says that unless you have been watching XCW, you truly don't understand what this feud is all about. NJS gets back up and drops a load of elbows onto Danny and then goes up top. The crowd cheers as NJS goes for a Moonsault, but Christine gets involved and nails NJS with a huge slap, and NJS is now in a Tree of Woe position. Danny stomps into NJS and NJS falls eventually on his head. Christine then walks over to Lita and calls her a slut and nails her with a slap! The crowd cheers as Lita replies with a few Elbows before nailing an Elbow combo! Danny tries to break up the fight but NJS rolls him up… 1‐2‐kick out! NJS and Danny take their fight to the outside now and Danny gets a Steel Chair from ringside, but Keith Jones gets nailed with the chair! The crowd boos as Danny then nails NJS 3 times in the back. He then rolls NJS and the referee back into the ring… but Mr. BIG comes running down the ramp! The crowd pops at this as he gets in the ring and nails Danny with a couple of solid rights, before going for The BIG Storm… but Danny reverses and goes for a Tombstone! But Mr. BIG counters and lifts Danny above his head… F-5! The crowd is cheering the roof off the Brynteg Arena as NJS stumbles to his feet and nails the Lionsault! Referee Keith Jones sees the cover… 1… … 2… … 3!

Winner: NJS

'Bring Me Down' hits the PA and NJS celebrates a great victory with his best friend and NJS and Lita pose with the xWa Championship as Biggie walks up the ramp with a smile on his face. He turns back at NJS when he gets to the stage and thumps his chest twice before doing the Z‐Pack Strut.

A commercial for Grit BasH and Raw airs.

Back in the arena, Scott Hudson and Joey Styles tell us that up next is the Main Event, High Voltage vs. The AshTaker vs. Hawke for the TWF World Championship!

A video package telling us the story of the feud between the 3 men airs.

The AshTaker's symbol lowers in front of the screen… BANG! The symbol explodes into flames as 'Graveyard Symphony' hits the PA. The AshTaker wearing an Edge-style leather coat walks out to a mixture of cheers and boos.
'What About Hawke' hits the PA and the crowd erupts into boos as Hawke walks down to the ring with Falcon. The TWF Intercontinental Champion could follow Marz as the only man in history to hold two singles titles at the same time!
The arena blacks out and the lightning bolt strikes the stage 3 times and 'High Voltage' starts on the PA to a mass of cheers. High Voltage, with Sarah T, his new manager walks out on stage to even bigger cheers and runs straight down into the ring!

TWF World Championship
High Voltage (C) with Sarah Thomas vs. Hawke with Falcon vs. The AshTaker

The three men stare at each other before The AshTaker and High Voltage leap at Hawke to huge cheers they double team on him for a short while before The AshTaker then nails HV with a Face-Jam to huge boos. AshTaker whips HV into the ropes and nails him with a Big Boot. AshTaker backs off into the ropes before nailing an Elbow Drop. Hawke gets back up and the goes after HV and nails him with repeated stomps. AshTaker then looks at Hawke and shoves him and the two men trade punches before going to the outside. Sarah goes straight at AshTaker and jumps on to him. She crawls up to his shoulders but AshTaker nails an Inverted Electric Chair Drop! The crowd stands in amazement but also boos as AshTaker taunts the crowd. AshTaker goes back into the ring but is nailed with a Low Blow! The ref is tending to Hawke on the outside and HV leaps at AshTaker and nails a Rock-like Forearm Smash! He leaps back up and HV then climbs the turnbuckles and nails a Diving Elbow! 1‐2‐Hawke gets back in and pulls HV off! Hawke then throws HV out of the ring and as he does this, Frekishi shows up from under the ring! The crowd boos viciously as HV walks straight into the Sit-Out Powerbomb! Frekishi then walks straight into the ring and grabs hold of the AshTaker… Chokeslam! The crowd boos even more as Frekishi hugs Hawke before leaving. Hawke stands and laughs at the two men and then covers The AshTaker… 1… 2… Sarah pulls Hawke off! Sarah confronts Hawke and nails him with a huge slap! Triple J then comes running down to the ring and nails Hawke with a Pedigree! Triple J stays at ringside as AshTaker walks into High Voltage… The Electric Shock! HV looks at Hawke and smiles. Hawke looks pissed and HV hoists Hawke above his head and nails him with an F-5! 1‐2‐3!

Winner: High Voltage

All hell ensues as the bPa and MoD stage a beat down of HV, until 'ZZZZZ‐Pack 4 Life'… BANG! 'My Own Summer' starts up on the PA and Mr. BIG, NJS, Bandit, JT Money, The Vamp, JCVS, Blade and Jody Fleisch walk down to the ring and clear the ring of the MoD and the bPa! Their brawl continues backstage whilst HV poses as the show goes off air.