TWF Wednesday Grit BasH
TWF Wednesday Grit BasH
September 26, 2007
Long Beach Arena, Long Beach, California, USA

* Warning! *
The following program is a presentation of the Total Wrestling Federation. It will contain strobe lighting effects and sudden loud noises which may startle. The program may also contain scenes which cause offence to younger and other viewers.
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The opening video package is set to a dramatic piece of classical music, set to various news-related titles.
"Date Line: Sunday, September 23, 2007. Venue: Staples Center, Los Angeles. Crimes: Betrayal. Greed. On this night, three men thought they could undermine the very core of professional wrestling by shaking the hierarchy to it's core. They wished to demonstrate that the pyramid of power could be toppled with a swift blow to the top, sending the remaining blocks quickly to the ground. But, tonight, they have incurred the wrath of the MD, who will tonight pass judgement on the self-proclaimed "Judge, Jury and Executioner" with a swift blow with a mighty gavel. Any promises of a new era have been false dawns, for tonight, a new era WILL begin."
"Heavy", the Grit BasH theme, hits the PA and the capacity crowd here at the famous Long Beach Arena leaps out of their seats as the pyros and fireworks go off. Scott Hudson has the first words as usual, and he proclaims his shock at the events of Sunday night, where we saw three shocking acts, and he runs down Stephen Jenkins's heinous assault of Ron Lindberg, Tom Williams screwing Hades, and Mastermind/The Assassin aligning with Paul Heyman to double-cross the TWF. Hudson sounds genuinely upset at announcing the later, whilst Bryan Daniels leaps in and proclaims Mastermind/Assassin/Heyman's new Dangerous Alliance as "brilliant". Hudson says that the only confirmation we have here tonight is that we will have an address from the TWF Managing Director and CEO, Mr. BIG, who in one of the bright spots of Sunday evening was victorious in the handicap match against the Jocks on Sunday's events to the whole of the TWF's roster.

"No More Tears" plays to a huge cheer from the capacity crowd as the TWF roster filters down the ramp and around ringside. All the favourites are there, from Dougie Christian and Frekishi to Blonde Man and Brownie. The champions of the company are last to walk down and surround the ring, until slowly and cockily, Mastermind, The Assassin and Paul Heyman walk out onto the stage to the biggest boos ever heard in the famous Long Beach Arena. The TWF has drafted in extra security tonight, such is the genuine threat to each of these three men's wellbeing. They are met with looks of complete disgust from each of the TWF's superstars as they walk down to the ring. Unlike the rest, the Dangerous Alliance enter the ring, with The Assassin beaming, as the crowd chants "YOU SOLD OUT!" loudly in unison, and some of the wrestlers are joining in as well. I'm sure if many could, they would tear the Dangerous Alliance limb-from-limb! Paul Heyman grabs a microphone from ring announcer Karli Andrews and informs Long Beach that he doesn't know who paid for the opening VT tonight, but he thinks it was probably J.K. Rowling because it sounds like something from the Harry Potter books. Sunday was another false dawn of hope for the fans of this company. They wanted so much, but they got so little in return because yet again, this company has built itself up, to knock itself back down again. That's why, as Commish, he had to act on the promise of some underutilised guys in the locker room and get this company quaking in its boots once more. Paul E. continues, claiming that right now, he has the most powerful duo in the history of professional wrestling. Nash and Hall… neh. Kane and Undertaker… nope. Mr. BIG and NJS, oh hell no. The Dangerous Alliance will dominate the TWF until there is no-one left, and they are open for expansion, so anyone who wants a slot just has to impress us enough to be within a chance of getting a shot of becoming part of… 
Heyman is cut off by the sound of video static appearing on the TotalTron. Suddenly, the picture comes into focus, and it is of the Sears Tower in downtown Chicago, Il. We are taken inside America's tallest building, to see sitting in three board room chairs, The Bandit, JT Money and Mr. BIG. Mr. BIG explains that he is in Chicago on business, arranging some deals surrounding this Sunday's XWF re-union pay-per-view. Mr. BIG says that he has let The Bandit and JT Money stay to hear his announcements tonight because they are, after all, TWF Hall of Famers and will have more than a passing interest in the proceedings tonight. Biggie first off informs the roster that he will address the three major issues in turn. He firstly asks everyone holding championship gold to enter the ring to see them more clearly. Each of the champions climb the apron and enter the ring, with their managers following closely behind. "Lover Boy" Jon Bennetta gets by far the loudest cheers from the crowd as he enters. Biggie says that first off, he must attend to the matter of a Mr. Stephen Jenkins. Jenkins steps forward and smiles. Biggie then pulls out a judge's-style wig and gavel and says he is here to read the charges set against Jenkins. Jenkins is accused of heinously assaulting Ron Lindberg without provocation on Sunday night. Biggie takes his Wig off for a second and tells Jenkins that what he did wasn't right and was downright sick and disgusting. Therefore, he has pleasure in passing judgement on Jenkins. At Halloween Hell, he will face an old rival ‐ DEADMAN. Deadman sits up from his motorcycle and has a gaping smile, whilst Jenkins already looks set to square off against him.
Biggie then tells everyone to calm down and then turns his attention to Tom Williams. Holly has a microphone and tells Biggie that he can't do a damn thing tonight because… "La-la-la-la… Holly, do us all a favour and SHUT… THE HELL UP!". The crowd cheers and they continue to shout "SLUT! SLUT!" at Holly. Biggie states that the Hades/Tom Williams match is a rather complicated affair because of the nature of the matches contract. Footage of the match's finish shows in a picture-in-picture as Biggie analyses. Firstly, Williams should have been disqualified for using the chair to hit referee Leandro Pires. Holly blocking Pires's view of the TotalTron to make the decision provisional was unsportsmanlike and unethical. However, Biggie reveals that if the referee has an issue of the result of the match, he has 48 hours to notify the MD about this. As of Wednesday morning, which was past 48 hours, there was no notice, meaning the decision must stand. Holly smiles and shouts as Biggie "I knew you couldn't do a damn thing. My clients have beaten you again you thick piece of… " "Whoa-whoa-WHOA! The decision of SUNDAY NIGHT stands. But I have people to keep happy." Hades, who looks ready to rip Tom Williams a new asshole, is suddenly taken interest of what Biggie just said. Mr. BIG said that tonight, in a NO DISQUALIFICATION match, Hades will take on Tom Williams in a match for the TWF Television Championship! Hades and Owen Carl smiles, whilst Tom Williams looks over at Hades, looks back at Holly, looks at his belt and suddenly frowns whilst the crowd is going nuts.
"Now they are happy… SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!" The crowd cheers as Biggie then states "Man, since Bruce Bruce first said that, I've always wanted to say it, and you just made a guy's dreams come true", before Biggie points down to his Iron Maiden "Live After Death" T-Shirt (The famous live album/VHS was recorded at the Long Beach Arena in 1984). "And now, step forward… Dangerous Alliance." Again, the crowd boos loudly. Biggie says that this was a difficult one, because if he could, he would reverse this decision and screw Heyman up forever. But, even he knows, that there was nothing wrong in the decision made. Cavalli, despite what some might say, was correct to count the pinfall, despite the dubious circumstances and was only doing his job. The issue in that contest was not the decision itself, but the manner in which the decision was achieved. BIG then stated that his worst fear is that Paul Heyman uses his position of authority in the TWF to abuse the system put in place. But, Biggie then realised something. When Paul Heyman signed his contract as Commish, he signed it stating truthfully that as a member of the roster, he must be particularly impartial to any decision made and must not place personal bias in any decision. By forming the Dangerous Alliance, he made his contract null and void. Therefore, he checked with the TWF's lawyers this morning, and a decision was made to FIRE PAUL HEYMAN! The crowd goes BISERK! Heyman cannot believe it and is stunned into silence, with Mastermind and Assassin trying to wake him up. Biggie has his trademark demonic smirk on his face and says to Heyman "You should look what's coming next… buddy boy!". Biggie says that obviously, Heyman needs a replacement, and he decided to get the BEST replacement he could. A rarity: a legend in his own lifetime. A multiple-time World Heavyweight Champion, and a man, who just a few weeks ago, was working… UP NORTH! Biggie says that Heyman should know his replacement very well. He's looked up to him for a very long time. And he's gonna keep looking up to him now. Here is your new Commish… and the video cuts off and goes to static again. The Arena is left in an awkward silence and the roster stares at each other, shrugging shoulders at each other. Hudson shouts "Oh come on… WHO COULD IT BE?"
"Also sprach Zarathustra" HITS! OH.MY.GOD! IT CAN'T BE‽ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT IS! HOLY SHIT! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! Out steps… RIC FLAIR! Heyman has just about had a heart attack as Ric Flair walks out wearing a smartly dressed suit and Wooing on both sides of the ramp. Scott Hudson is beside himself with joy, and even Bryan Daniels is in awe. Hudson reels off a list of Flair's accomplishments with ease. Flair struts along the ramp, and most of the roster is cheering as he takes the microphone. Flair says that first off, he is glad to put all the BS politics from "Up North" behind him and come back to "real wrestling". Flair says that unlike his Heyman, his contract doesn't say anything about impartiality. He just has to make decisions that are in the best interests of the Total Wrestling Federation. Flair quips "I'm glad to be in a company that emphasises on the WF for a change. None of this WE-crap for me. WOOOOO!". Flair states his credentials as Commish and recites his famous line "I'm a limousine-ridin', jet-flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin-dealin', son of a gun, who has kissed the girls…  WORLDWIDE…  and made 'em cry." Flair states that since his contract starts tonight, he is making a few executive decisions here tonight. Heyman is still in complete shock and his facial expression has not changed at all since Flair walked out. First, Flair is going to appoint his own personal enforcer ‐ Arn Anderson. The crowd cheers as Arn walks out and stands next to Flair. Flair states that he does not have much to say about tonight as he is still planning Halloween Hell, but he has decided on a Main Event tonight. Flair shouts as The Assassin. Assassin grabs a microphone and the World Champion tells Flair that he's a has-been on a power trip and has no business being here. He should go back to which ever southern hick-town retirement castle he got picked up from on Monday morning and fade away gracefully. Flair gets visibly annoyed at Assassin here but retorts "Hey son, just you remember… Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line!" and the crowd EXPLODES as Assassin goes nuts. Flair says that now Assassin has pissed him off, he will now defend his TWF World Championship right here tonight. The crowd goes NUTS! Daniels proclaims that Flair has gone too far already, but Hudson says "All is fair for Flair!". Flair struggles to think of an opponent at first, so he informs the crowd that Lover Boy will take on The Rich in our opening contest momentarily, and Deadman will face Blade. Suddenly, Flair clocks someone in-amongst the sea of faces at ringside and informs The Assassin that tonight, he will be taking on a former TWF World Champion. Another legend in his own lifetime, in a match for the most prestigious prize in professional wrestling today ‐ the Total Wrestling Federation World Championship. And that person is… MARZ! WOOOOOOOO!
Flair's music hits and he walks backstage with Arn Anderson, and the ENTIRE roster smiles at Marz as Assassin looks like he has seen a ghost. Daniels says that Flair's decisions are ludicrous, but Hudson informs Daniels that they are popular decisions. Daniels reminds Hudson that life isn't a popularity contest and that this isn't fair. Hudson then reminds Daniels "All is fair in love and the TWF! What an amazing way to kick off G BasH. RIC FLAIR is our new COMMISH! WOOOOO!"


[BG Music: "My Town" ‐ MD.45]
Come and experience the TWF live!
Our next dates include… 
OCTOBER 2007
03 Grit BasH Llandow Aerodrome Llandow, Vale of Glamorgan
05 Fury Rhys Reed Entertainment Centre Wick, Vale of Glamorgan
10 Grit BasH Rainbow Arena Llantwit Major, Vale of Glamorgan
12 Fury Cowbridge Arena Cowbridge, Vale of Glamorgan
17 Grit BasH Cardiff Arena Cardiff
19 Fury National Indoor Athletics Centre Cardiff


{Match #1: "Lover Boy" Jon Bennetta (with Louise) vs. The Rich
Referee: Kevin Poole
Result: The Rich via Pinfall after Justin Polaris debuts and interferes}

{Backstage: The Dangerous Alliance}


– – – – – – – – – – – – Commercial Break – – – – – – – – – – – –
TWF Total Chaos Encores • Skoda Fabia • [CD]: Symphony X ‐ "Paradise Lost" • Domino's Pizza • Dell • Tesco • [Sky Three]: Brainiac: Science Abuse Brand New

[TWF Returns!]

{Match #2: Hulmes vs. "The Sensational" Eric Herrera
Referee: Sebastian Richter
Result: Hulmes via Pinfall}

{Backstage: The Jocks}

{Match #3: Deadman vs. Blade
Referee: Lee Williams
Result: Blade via Stephen Jenkins' interference}


– – – – – – – – – – – – Commercial Break – – – – – – – – – – – –
[Sky One]: The Simpsons • Orange • [X360]: Forza MotorSport 2 • Skoda Fabia • Dell • [CD]: Megadeth ‐ "United Abominations" • TWF Summer Break VIII

[TWF Returns!]

{Match #4: Hades vs. Tom Williams
Referee: Peter Cavalli
Result: Double Count Out
Flair announces Ambulance Match and No Physicality Rule}

{Kaysie Anderson Interview: Marz with Michelle}

{Match #5: Marz vs. The Assassin
Referee: Bob Sage
Result: Assassin via Pinfall after interference from Jason Davies}

[End of Show]