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Airdate: 1.1.2001
From: Cornelly Community Centre, North Cornelly, Bridgend Commentators: 'JR' Jim Ross Jerry 'The King' Lawler 'Mr. TWF' Mark Madden |
JR: Hello again everybody and welcome to TWF RAW is WAR! I'm Jim Ross and joining me is Mark "Mr. TWF" Madden, with Jerry "The King" Lawler.
(The, The, The Only One hits and Mr. BIG comes out to boos)
JR: This is an unusual event folks; Mr. BIG hardly ever gets jeered.
Madden: Thank God he is for once.
King: Yeah, but think could this change the way he works?
Mr. BIG: Ah, back to an old stomping ground. You people in Cornelly treated me like dirt when I was around. To prove it to you, let me take you back to Super Clash '98 at the Grand Pavilion. You twits booed me off the stage after The Defender won, turned on me, and left me for dead. (Crowd Pop)
( No Chance In Hell hits and PCW with The Corp appear to a pop)
JR: That's Mike Hughes and his men. Evil man. Thank goodness Mr. BIG is in there.
Hughes: So BIG man, you want to come here and beat the 'Crap' out of me. Well I give you a proposition. How about any type you want and let me, Mr. Hughes, The Defender, and Jamie Fry beat you in a handicap match!
Mr. BIG: You got one part right. (Mr. BIG gets out of the ring and stands in the aisle) I am going to face you in a match with my surprise partners.
King: Who could that be?
Madden: He has no allies.
(The FX music hits and Dead Cool and NJS appear to a pop)
JR: Except these guys!
Mr. BIG: Hey Dead Cool, what match do you want?
Dead Cool: Mr. BIG you what match you like. (Crowd Pop) I like it, the crowd like it, and PCW banned it.
King: You got to be kidding me.
Mr. BIG & Dead Cool & NJS: TABLES!
Mr. BIG: Considering the crowd now like me, we'll have a 6‐man tag team table match, and here's a better idea. All members of the team have to go through the table! Right here in Cornelly! (Crowd Pop) Oh yeah, Whazzz Up‽
JR: Booked tonight then King!
Madden: We also got a Cruiserweight Title defence by Lover Boy against Brownie, and a Women's Title defence by Atomically Cool Cat against Miss Emma!
King: Cool!
JR: High Voltage will also get a match against Rikishi! All after this folks!
(The, The, The Only One hits and Mr. BIG comes out to boos)
JR: This is an unusual event folks; Mr. BIG hardly ever gets jeered.
Madden: Thank God he is for once.
King: Yeah, but think could this change the way he works?
Mr. BIG: Ah, back to an old stomping ground. You people in Cornelly treated me like dirt when I was around. To prove it to you, let me take you back to Super Clash '98 at the Grand Pavilion. You twits booed me off the stage after The Defender won, turned on me, and left me for dead. (Crowd Pop)
( No Chance In Hell hits and PCW with The Corp appear to a pop)
JR: That's Mike Hughes and his men. Evil man. Thank goodness Mr. BIG is in there.
Hughes: So BIG man, you want to come here and beat the 'Crap' out of me. Well I give you a proposition. How about any type you want and let me, Mr. Hughes, The Defender, and Jamie Fry beat you in a handicap match!
Mr. BIG: You got one part right. (Mr. BIG gets out of the ring and stands in the aisle) I am going to face you in a match with my surprise partners.
King: Who could that be?
Madden: He has no allies.
(The FX music hits and Dead Cool and NJS appear to a pop)
JR: Except these guys!
Mr. BIG: Hey Dead Cool, what match do you want?
Dead Cool: Mr. BIG you what match you like. (Crowd Pop) I like it, the crowd like it, and PCW banned it.
King: You got to be kidding me.
Mr. BIG & Dead Cool & NJS: TABLES!
Mr. BIG: Considering the crowd now like me, we'll have a 6‐man tag team table match, and here's a better idea. All members of the team have to go through the table! Right here in Cornelly! (Crowd Pop) Oh yeah, Whazzz Up‽
JR: Booked tonight then King!
Madden: We also got a Cruiserweight Title defence by Lover Boy against Brownie, and a Women's Title defence by Atomically Cool Cat against Miss Emma!
King: Cool!
JR: High Voltage will also get a match against Rikishi! All after this folks!
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[TWF Returns!]
JR: Welcome back to Cornelly for Raw and we start off the matches with Lover Boy versus Brownie!
( Brownie Master hits and Brownie enters to a considerable amount of boos)
Lilian Garcia: Our opening match is for one fall and is for the TWF Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Hereford, England, weighing 100lbs, Brownie!
Brownie: Hey, Lover Boy, you bring your ladies so my Karate Kick will win me the title!
( Mr. Loverman begins to play and Lover Boy and his ladies appear to a pop)
Lilian Garcia: And his opponent, from Brackla, Bridgend; weighing 100lbs; he is the TWF Cruiserweight Champion, Lover Boy!
JR: [Ring Bell] Brownie's throwing punches, and Lover Boy is ducking. Elbow Attack by the boy! What speed from Lover Boy.
Madden: More like luck.
JR: Wait, he's got him! Love Gun!
King: He can't do it, can he?
Madden: King, just shut up. I do the talking.
JR: Well King, here's your answer, Kiss of Death! 1‐2‐3! Lover Boy wins! Now please will you to stop arguing, or I'll send you to Mike Hughes, he's a schoolteacher!
Madden: Just to remind you, New Year Partee comes to you live from Madison Square Garden, January 14th at 7pm don't miss it cause we already have Dead Cool versus NJS for the Euro‐continental Title on the card!
King: With more matches to be announced tonight!
(Steven Jenkins music hits and Team EV appear with him to boos)
JR: Here comes Blonde Man, Steven Jenkins, Miss Emma, & Hayley to help their losing buddy.
Madden: There are some friends.
JR: Shut up Madden. Now anyway, they must be down here for a reason.
Jenkins: Now, CEO, Mr. BIG. You think you rule this company, don't you. Well you think that you are great, so book Brownie in a match that we know he's going to lose. So we demand a Tag Team Title shot.
Miss Emma: To add to that Hayley and myself want action at New Year Partee too.
(The, The, The Only One hits and Mr. BIG appears to a pop)
Mr. BIG: Oh, look everyone, it's moaning old Team EV! So you want a lousy title shot. So let me say now booked is match between FX and Team EV at New Year Partee and Miss Emma, if you and your lousy, fat, small, trashy, two‐timing, slut, lady shuts the hell up, you will get a title shot!
King: I think he has taken this too far!
Mr. BIG: We will have a Royal Rumble, well a Women's Rumble. You see, I am gonna put the Women's title up for grabs, by putting; Miss Emma, Hayley, Alice Lee, Amy Wilkins, Champozina and Atomically Cool Cat in a Royal Rumble for Women! So Team EV, Whazzz Up now?
JR: Rikishi versus High Voltage, next!
( Brownie Master hits and Brownie enters to a considerable amount of boos)
Lilian Garcia: Our opening match is for one fall and is for the TWF Cruiserweight Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Hereford, England, weighing 100lbs, Brownie!
Brownie: Hey, Lover Boy, you bring your ladies so my Karate Kick will win me the title!
( Mr. Loverman begins to play and Lover Boy and his ladies appear to a pop)
Lilian Garcia: And his opponent, from Brackla, Bridgend; weighing 100lbs; he is the TWF Cruiserweight Champion, Lover Boy!
JR: [Ring Bell] Brownie's throwing punches, and Lover Boy is ducking. Elbow Attack by the boy! What speed from Lover Boy.
Madden: More like luck.
JR: Wait, he's got him! Love Gun!
King: He can't do it, can he?
Madden: King, just shut up. I do the talking.
JR: Well King, here's your answer, Kiss of Death! 1‐2‐3! Lover Boy wins! Now please will you to stop arguing, or I'll send you to Mike Hughes, he's a schoolteacher!
Madden: Just to remind you, New Year Partee comes to you live from Madison Square Garden, January 14th at 7pm don't miss it cause we already have Dead Cool versus NJS for the Euro‐continental Title on the card!
King: With more matches to be announced tonight!
(Steven Jenkins music hits and Team EV appear with him to boos)
JR: Here comes Blonde Man, Steven Jenkins, Miss Emma, & Hayley to help their losing buddy.
Madden: There are some friends.
JR: Shut up Madden. Now anyway, they must be down here for a reason.
Jenkins: Now, CEO, Mr. BIG. You think you rule this company, don't you. Well you think that you are great, so book Brownie in a match that we know he's going to lose. So we demand a Tag Team Title shot.
Miss Emma: To add to that Hayley and myself want action at New Year Partee too.
(The, The, The Only One hits and Mr. BIG appears to a pop)
Mr. BIG: Oh, look everyone, it's moaning old Team EV! So you want a lousy title shot. So let me say now booked is match between FX and Team EV at New Year Partee and Miss Emma, if you and your lousy, fat, small, trashy, two‐timing, slut, lady shuts the hell up, you will get a title shot!
King: I think he has taken this too far!
Mr. BIG: We will have a Royal Rumble, well a Women's Rumble. You see, I am gonna put the Women's title up for grabs, by putting; Miss Emma, Hayley, Alice Lee, Amy Wilkins, Champozina and Atomically Cool Cat in a Royal Rumble for Women! So Team EV, Whazzz Up now?
JR: Rikishi versus High Voltage, next!
– – – – – – – – – – – – Commercial Break – – – – – – – – – – – –
TWF New Year Partee 2001
[TWF Returns!]
(Rikishi's music hits and he appears to a standing ovation)
JR: Welcome back, big man.
Madden: Now this is courage, he gets diagnosed with Juvenile Chronic Arthritis and he still comes back. This man should be an idol to children everywhere.
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his return from injury, from Brackla, Bridgend; weighing 189lbs, Rikishi!
(High Voltage's music hits and he appears to boos)
King: JR, not long ago these two were in 'The BoyZ' together.
JR: Two months, King. [Ring Bell] Rikishi has taken him down with a boot to the face. Voltage gets up and nails, hang on, Watt's Up Doc! The big man will not give in though.
King: Look out High Voltage! Aaah!
JR: He's got him King! Chokeslam! He nailed it! But wait, that's a Powerbomb! But that isn't any Power bomb, it's a Sit‐Out Powerbomb! 1‐2‐3! Rikishi adopting a new style!
Lilian Garcia: Here is your winner, Rikishi!
JR: Welcome back, big man.
Madden: Now this is courage, he gets diagnosed with Juvenile Chronic Arthritis and he still comes back. This man should be an idol to children everywhere.
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making his return from injury, from Brackla, Bridgend; weighing 189lbs, Rikishi!
(High Voltage's music hits and he appears to boos)
King: JR, not long ago these two were in 'The BoyZ' together.
JR: Two months, King. [Ring Bell] Rikishi has taken him down with a boot to the face. Voltage gets up and nails, hang on, Watt's Up Doc! The big man will not give in though.
King: Look out High Voltage! Aaah!
JR: He's got him King! Chokeslam! He nailed it! But wait, that's a Powerbomb! But that isn't any Power bomb, it's a Sit‐Out Powerbomb! 1‐2‐3! Rikishi adopting a new style!
Lilian Garcia: Here is your winner, Rikishi!
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[TWF Returns!]
Backstage ‐ Kevin Kelly: NJS, you were silent at the beginning of this programme. What are your views on this evening and on Sunday 14th?
NJS: Shut Kevinuis Kellyus! What Y2J can say is that tonight, PCW; you're going deep down. As for Sunday, Dead Cool, tonight we can be allies, but Sunday you're next jerky!
JR: Enthusiasm by NJS.
( Follow Me by Atomic Kitten hits and Atomically Cool Cat appear to a pop)
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is for the TWF Women's Title. Introducing first, the TWF Women's Champion, The Atomically Cool Cat!
( Ooh Yeah hits and Miss Emma appears to boos)
Lilian Garcia: And her opponent, the challenger, Miss Emma!
JR: [Ring Bell] The Cat is starting with kicks and goes under for the Upwards Punch! The Feliner! 1‐2‐3! Easy win!
Madden: Shortest match since Summer Break 2000 ‐ Kevin Kelly versus Owen Carl.
King: Who cares‽ With such a good main event, who needs it.
NJS: Shut Kevinuis Kellyus! What Y2J can say is that tonight, PCW; you're going deep down. As for Sunday, Dead Cool, tonight we can be allies, but Sunday you're next jerky!
JR: Enthusiasm by NJS.
( Follow Me by Atomic Kitten hits and Atomically Cool Cat appear to a pop)
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is for the TWF Women's Title. Introducing first, the TWF Women's Champion, The Atomically Cool Cat!
( Ooh Yeah hits and Miss Emma appears to boos)
Lilian Garcia: And her opponent, the challenger, Miss Emma!
JR: [Ring Bell] The Cat is starting with kicks and goes under for the Upwards Punch! The Feliner! 1‐2‐3! Easy win!
Madden: Shortest match since Summer Break 2000 ‐ Kevin Kelly versus Owen Carl.
King: Who cares‽ With such a good main event, who needs it.
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[TWF Returns!]
(No Chance in Hell hits and PCW appears to a quiet pop)
Lilian Garcia: The Main Event is a 6 Man Tag Team Elimination Table Match. Introducing representing PCW, the PCW International Champion, the Defender; Jamie Fry; and The Owner of Porthcawl Championship Wrestling, Michael Hughes!
JR: What a main event folks!
( FX Rulz The World hits and Dead Cool, NJS and Mr. BIG appear to a pop)
JR: [Ring Bell] They have charged to the ring and NJS has taken The Defender and Fry out! The Shott is here! It's a double team! This is perfectly legal don't forget! Hard Scoop Slam to Hughes. (Crowd Pop) Dead Cool is on top!
King: Do it JR.
Mr. BIG: Dead Cool, Whazzzzzz Up!
JR: Whazzz Up! King!
Mr. BIG: Dead Cool, Get the Tables!
Madden: They've got three!
JR: The Corporation is here! High Voltage, Nidian, and Real Deal! B I G is nailing them all with The BANG! and Equalisers! BANG to Fry through a table! 1 down, 2 to go! NJS has got The Defender! Impaler through a table! And they got him! Double D to Hughes through a table! FX wins!
Lilian Garcia: Here are your winners, the team of Dead Cool, Mr. BIG & NJS!
Madden: There go the Corporate Idiots!
JR: Hang on! Mr. BIG has the microphone!
Mr. BIG: If you want to see NJS, Dead Cool & Mr. BIG drinks some Beer or Cherry Coke, give me a Whazzz Up! (Crowd ‐ Whazzz Up!) Drink up!
JR: Thank you for watching.
Madden: I've been Mark Madden.
King: I've been Jerry Lawler
JR: I've been Jim Ross. Good Night everybody!
[End of Show]
Lilian Garcia: The Main Event is a 6 Man Tag Team Elimination Table Match. Introducing representing PCW, the PCW International Champion, the Defender; Jamie Fry; and The Owner of Porthcawl Championship Wrestling, Michael Hughes!
JR: What a main event folks!
( FX Rulz The World hits and Dead Cool, NJS and Mr. BIG appear to a pop)
JR: [Ring Bell] They have charged to the ring and NJS has taken The Defender and Fry out! The Shott is here! It's a double team! This is perfectly legal don't forget! Hard Scoop Slam to Hughes. (Crowd Pop) Dead Cool is on top!
King: Do it JR.
Mr. BIG: Dead Cool, Whazzzzzz Up!
JR: Whazzz Up! King!
Mr. BIG: Dead Cool, Get the Tables!
Madden: They've got three!
JR: The Corporation is here! High Voltage, Nidian, and Real Deal! B I G is nailing them all with The BANG! and Equalisers! BANG to Fry through a table! 1 down, 2 to go! NJS has got The Defender! Impaler through a table! And they got him! Double D to Hughes through a table! FX wins!
Lilian Garcia: Here are your winners, the team of Dead Cool, Mr. BIG & NJS!
Madden: There go the Corporate Idiots!
JR: Hang on! Mr. BIG has the microphone!
Mr. BIG: If you want to see NJS, Dead Cool & Mr. BIG drinks some Beer or Cherry Coke, give me a Whazzz Up! (Crowd ‐ Whazzz Up!) Drink up!
JR: Thank you for watching.
Madden: I've been Mark Madden.
King: I've been Jerry Lawler
JR: I've been Jim Ross. Good Night everybody!
[End of Show]