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TWF Raw
September 27^th 2002 - Live from GCourt Arena

The show opened this week, and we are outside Mr. BIG's house. We are inside now, and Biggie is sitting down on his sofa, watching footage of last night's TECW TNL. Biggie says that he isn't in the best of moods right now, and it's with a few people. Hawke, the jackass, is in for an ass-kicking this evening he said. Hawke's ego is telling him he is popular. Biggie says his ego is the biggest he has ever known. Tonight, the shit will finally stop. Mr. BIG is gonna face Hawke in a LUMBERJACK MATCH! The crowd in the arena cheers, but Uncle Biggie says that it's only if Hawke can be arsed to show his god damn face. Apart from that, the Z-Pack is in good working order, and the TWF is gonna be fine. "bPa, you awakened the inner soul of me. What you are gonna see now however, is the outsider soul, and that's the soul that wants to kick some ASS!"

'Across the Nation' starts up and the crowd cheers. The pyros go off and the camera pans around the arena. The TWF rocks into GCourt Arena and the party has begun!
Suddenly, 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool starts up and the crowd boos viciously. Down come the bPa. Hawke, Matthew Jones, Sarah, Brownie, Rhys Evans, Stone Kold, Falcon, Rachael, Lisa and Natalie are here and they crowd the ring and Hawke has a microphone.
Hawke and Falcon appear at the front of the bPa pack and Hawke starts to say that Mr. BIG thinks that he is 'kool', 'awesome', 'a 100% whoop-asser'. Well, Hawke said he doesn't wanna burst Biggie's bubble, but he ain't one of those things. Hawke, however, defines all of those things. Hawke is kool, because he is in the bPa. Hawke is awesome because he is TWF Intercontinental Champion. And Hawke will prove tonight that he can whoop ass by defeating Uncle Biggie in front of all his fans. Sarah gets to the front of the pack and says that she has a load of people from the back who will agree. And suddenly, all of the friends of bPa members walk down to the ring! The crowd viciously, and a few of the friends are male and are no strangers to the TWF! Sarah says that these people hate Mr. BIG and want him out. And since Hawke is Intercontinental Champion........
'JUST THINK ABOUT IT'! The crowd goes ape! And suddenly the familiar pyros go-off and 're-Arranged' starts up instead of 'Satellite'! The crowd is loving it and suddenly, Mr. BIG comes out driving a truck! Biggie has a truck with him and he has brought it to ringside! Oh my! Mr. BIG rips off the John Raymond Transport logo to reveal a dumpster and a load of Cherry Coke! Biggie starts to climb the truck and has a microphone. Biggie says that Hawke can act as cocky as he likes. But, Biggie says this ain't no popularity contest. Isn't Mr. BIG the same idiot that BIG Stormed The AshTaker of a cell? The same idiot that was the very first Undisputed TWF World Champion? And wasn't he the same guy that climbed the TremTron at Summer Break? I think he was, and if the bPa need that fact reiterated, he will reiterate it. Biggie suddenly grabs hold of a hosepipe and turns it on! The bPa gets covered in Cherry Coke! Biggie gets back on the microphone and says "When you mess with me, you mess with the People. And when you mess with the people, I'll personally reiterate that NOBODY BETTA 'DAN B...I...G!"
're-Arranged' re-starts as Biggie takes the truck back out of the arena and into the parking lot. Biggie did more than re-iterate his point, he drenched the bPa in Cherry Coke.

The Brain and Scott Hudson reminded us of our main event tonight, a Lumberjack Match between TWF Intercontinental Champion Hawke and his arch nemesis Mr. BIG. Also tonight, Brownie takes on NJS and The Vamp and High Voltage take on Frekishi and The Shott!

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