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TWF Wednesday Grit BasH
October 2^nd 2002 - Woodland Hall, Porthcawl

A table has been set up in the ring, with a chair at each end. The AshTaker is already in the ring, pacing back and forth. NJS walks out as his music hits. He climbs into the ring, and takes a seat, never taking his eyes off AshTaker. NJS takes a pen, then signs the contract. The AshTaker takes the piece of paper, then puts his signature on it as well. They both stand up at the same time...but The AshTaker shoves the table forward, ramming it into the ribs of NJS, who falls to the canvas. AshTaker tips the table over, right on top of NJS! The AshTaker picks up the stunned y2j...Tombstone Piledriver! The AshTaker leaves the ring, the damage done.

TWF European Championship
Masato Tanaka vs Jean Claude Van Slam
JCVS slams Masato Tanaka. Flying shoulder tackle by JCVS sends Tanaka to the mat. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Masato Tanaka takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Big backdrop on JCVS, executed well. Masato Tanaka hits some punches. Rude Awakening on Jean Claude Van Slam by Tanaka. Tanaka drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Full nelson on Tanaka...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Jean Claude Van Slam ducks a Tanaka clothesline and does a quick roll up. JCVS has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Jean Claude Van Slam leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. JCVS has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Masato Tanaka to look for revenge.
Winner: JCVS

Team EV have come down to the ring. Before they can begin though, the team of Brownie \ Sumo come out. Blonde Man: 'What do you two want?' Sumo Samurai: 'We're out here because we're tired of you boring everyone to death.' Steven Jenkins grabs the microphone: 'How about we cut the talking then - how about you two against us two, in the ring?' Brownie \ Sumo look at each other, then accept the challenge. Looks like we have a match up for later.

Terry Funk vs Todd McFarlene
Terry Funk hits a right hand on Todd McFarlene. Funker slams Todd McFarlene down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Toddie powers out of a headlock. Big backdrop on Funker, executed well. Todd McFarlene scores with a back heel kick on Funker. Todd McFarlene sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Toddie drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Powerslam from Terry Funk on Toddie. Terry Funk moves in for the kill. DDT! 1....2....3. Terry Funk offers a handshake to Toddie...and he accepts it! No! Todd McFarlene levels Funker with a cheap shot right hand! Todd McFarlene hits the FameAsSeR! Terry Funk has been floored after the match.
Winner: Terry Funk

Mr. BIG comes out and heads down to the ring. He has a microphone: 'I'd like to bring out someone we all know very well...The AshTaker!' The music of AshTaker hits, and out comes...a midget The AshTaker? The midget (Mini-AshTaker?) climbs up the ring steps and into the ring. He grabs the microphone and proceeds to go through all the catchphrases and mannerisms of the real The AshTaker! Somewhere backstage, you know that The AshTaker is going to be going nuts!

Fleisch \ NJS vs Shott \ Vamp
Spinny weird kick from Jody Fleisch. Hard back suplex on Shott. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Fleisch tags out to NJS. Fleisch \ NJS hook up Shott, then hit a double suplex. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Second rope flying axe handle, Shott goes down. Shott kicks NJS in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kick ass spinning arm pulling move out of the corner by Shott. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag between The Shott and The Vamp. Vamp hits a piledriver on NJS. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Thrown slam by The Vamp. Vamp drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Second rope flying axe handle, Vamp goes down. Tag between NJS and Jody Fleisch. Jody Fleisch strikes Vamp. Vamp tags out to The Shott. Flying elbow from Jody Fleisch. Marz comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Shott turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Marz! Marz has left Shott in big trouble. The Shott can barely stand. Here it comes - Phoenix 720 DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Shott \ Vamp are beaten down three-on-two by the combined forces of Fleisch, NJS and Marz.
Winner: Jody Fleisch & NJS

Bra & Panties Match
Lita vs Falcon
Flying move by Falcon...no idea what the name of that move is, so let's call it a Lighting Smash Of Impending Danger. Falcon misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Lita hits a quick kick on Falcon. Lita hits a wheel kick on Falcon. Chop by Lita on Falcon. Falcon kicks Lita in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying cross body off the top rope. Kick to the teeth from Falcon, who looks really pissed off. Hard back suplex on Lita. Lita powers out of a Falcon headlock. Lita hits a wheel kick on Falcon. Lita with a kick to the head. Atomically Kool Kat comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Falcon turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by AKK! Atomically Kool Kat has left Falcon in big trouble. Falcon gets knocked to the ground by Lita, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Moonsault! Lita pulls the clothes off Falcon to leave her in her bra and panties for the win! Lita \ AKK are beating down on Falcon! The music of Rachael hits, and she comes running down the aisle into the ring. Lita and AKK bail out of the ring, leaving Falcon down in the ring. Rachael may have saved Falcon from a brutal beating.
Winner: Lita

The Commissioner, Sting, is in the ring. 'I wanted to come out here so that i could...' Marz's music starts up, and out he comes. The Commish looks furious. Marz slides into the ring as Sting begins to back off. 'What are you doing out here? This has noth...' Boot to the gut! Out of this World Stunner! The Commissioner has been laid out on the mat by Marz! He walks around, playing to the crowd, then exits the ring. As Marz walks back down the aisle, the Commissioner is just getting up. he grabs a microphone: 'That is it! Marz, you asked for it buddy - you're officially suspended, don't bother showing up again until i tell you it's OK. Security, escort him from the building!' A lot of security people come out, and Marz is taken backstage, not looking happy. Marz has been suspended!

Hardcore Match
Hawke vs Mr. BIG
Biggie takes a headbutt from Hawke. Hawke only gets knees on a splash. Hawke takes a back suplex. Mr. BIG misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee instead. Kill the referee! Mr. BIG drills Hawke with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Wow. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. Hawke blocks a punch. Hawke hits Biggie with a plastic dinosaur. Full nelson on Biggie...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Lifting DDT by Hawke. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Mr. BIG elbows Hawke in the face to break a hammerlock. Mr. BIG scoop slams Hawke onto and through a table. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Hawke, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. The AshTaker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Mr. BIG turns around.... Tombstone Piledriver!!! That shook the ring. AshTaker leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Hawke pins Biggie. Hawke \ AshTaker are beating down on Mr. BIG! The music of The Sandman hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Hawke and AshTaker don't hesitate though, and attack him as soon as he enters the ring! The Sandman gets beaten down as well, and soon joins Mr. BIG down and out on the canvas. Hawke \ AshTaker have destroyed them both and parade around the ring as G BasH goes off air.
Winner: Hawke