If you have read Mr. BIG's profile, you will hear him talk about a Tables, Ladders, Cell Match that took place in the VWF. Well, I have found that match and you may all read it now!

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(The camera is in the ring where we see the massive cell being lowered. Once the cell hits the ground, ladders are placed outside of the ring, but inside the cell. Tables are stuck under the ring, and around the ring by the ladders. Howard gets into the cell, and looks at the North American Title hanging above the ring. He gulps, then begins to speak.....)

Howard Finkel: The following contest is the tlC match! That is Tables, Ladders, and Cell match! First making his way to the ring, representing TPR, Dope C!

('Breakdown' by Kicked in The Head hits the P.A. as Dope walks outfrom the backstage he walks down the ramp, takes a moment pauses, gulps, then walks into the cell. He poses on every turn-buckle, and then gets down from the fourth, as he awaits his opponents...)

Finkel: And the second man in this match Hair Maister!

('American Bad Ass' blares over the speaker system,  Hair walks down to the ring with a very concerned look on his face. He stops looks at the massive cell, and looks at the belt above the open panel in the middle of the roof. He then walks into the cell, as we await the champ to enter the arena... the crowd is on their feet because they know who is next!)

Finkel: And the final man in this match, he is the VWF North American Champion, MR BIG!

(Just think about it..... hits the titan tron, as the crowd has already erupted, then BANG! Pyros go off as 'Re-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit blares through out the arena as the crowd cheer yell, and sing along with the music, as Big walks down to the ring, and the noise is deafening! Big too stops at the bottom of the ramp looks at the huge cell, then looks at his belt hanging there. Big then smirks, as he walks into the ring, as he poses on only two turn buckels, as he tries to go for the third, Dope steps in front of him. They have a stare down...)

After the stare down, Hair comes in out of nowhere and begins laying into both Dope and Big. He then just takes care of business by going one on one with Big. Hair takes Big to a corner turnbuckle, and does 3 chops across his chest. He turns around and is about to taunt the crowd, but Dope is right there, and begins laying into him as the crowd roars as Dope is whoopin ass! Dope then takes Hair to the ropes, whips him to the other side, and puts his knee into Hair's stomach. Hair flies over his knee and to the mat. He holds his stomach in pain. Dope then goes over to Big as these two exchange hard right hands. Dope gets the upper-hand, nad hits Big with a knee to the gut, Then, with Big half way down, Dope takes Big's head, and throws him down to the mat. He then begins to stomp away at Mr. Big. He then picks up Hair, and hits the Dope's Leaf!

JR: Dope is really dominating this match in the early going.

King: We need Hair to win! I don't want a guy like our champion now, or a guy like Dope being the North American Champion!

JR: What is wrong with Mr. Big?
Jerry: He's like Mick Foley. He loves the cheap pops!

After the Dope's Leaf, Dope goes to Big, who is on the mat, he reaches down to pick him up, but Big begins nailing Dope in the gut. Then, Big gets the upper-hand, and takes Dope and throws him over the top rope. These two begin duking it out on the outside. Dope once again gets the upper-hand, and hits a belly-to-belly on Big on the outside! Big holds his back in pain! Dope then picks up Big again, hits another belly-to-belly, but this time Big gets thrown into the side of the cell! Big's back is busted open. Dope goes and picks up Big and sets him up for a third, but Hair comes flying from one side of the ring to the other, and does a cross-body to Big and Dope. The crowd begins to yell as this match is getting interesting! The first man up after about a minute or so, is Hair. He takes Dope and rakes his head against the side of the cell. He does this until he sees Dope bleeding. Hair goes down to do the same thing to Big, but Big begins punching Hair, and he whips Hair right into the ring steps. Big, the first one to get a weapon, sets up two tables right next to each other. He then stacks two more on top of the two original ones. He then takes a ladder, and sets it up in the ring, as the four stached tables are right by the cell side. He takes Hair into the ring, he some how manages to get him up the ladder. He takes his limp body, raises it in the air, and tried to powerbomb him from the inside of the ring to the outside, but Hair punches Big in the head a number of times. When out of nowhere, Dope takes a chair and cracks it over the back of Big. Big then lets go of Hair who flies through the air and through the four stacked tables! He lies there motionless as the crowd chant HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Dope then seeing his opportunity, he sets up the ladder right under the belt, he climbs, but Big gets up, and topples the ladder over, sending Dope crashing to the outside of the ring. Dope lands on a ladder that was laying down! Big has his chance! But Big does not seize the opportunity. He goes under the ring, and brings out wire cutters! He cuts the lock of the cell door! He then goes to the opposite side of wher Dope is laying, and he picks up Hair, and takes him to the outside of the cell. He takes him over to where the announcer table is. He takes his head and throws it against the table. He then picks up his body, and slams his ribs against the table. Big takes apart the table, as the announcers scatter. He sets Hair up, and powerbombs him through the announce table! Then, Dope is walking outside the cell, and he is bleeding. He some how manages to find a sledge hammer! While Big is taunting the crowd, they get louder, and Big turns around and is met with a sledge-hammer shot to the face! He is busted open! Dope then falls to the ground, in exhaustion. The first man to begin moving, is Hair. He climbs up the cell, taking a table with him. He goes back down the side of the cell, and brings a ladder with him as he sets the table up near the middle of the cell. Then, Dope gets up and sees that Hair is on top of the cell, he walks up there, and is immediately met with right hands from Hair. Hair has Dope's blood all over him, and he laughs. Hair then climbs the ladder, and attepmts a frog splash off the top of the ladder, but the ladder gives out on him! He falls down to the top of the cell, and then he manages to fall right where the opening is! He is so close to the North American Title! He is hanging there with one hand, and the other hand is trying to grab the belt. Dope sees this, and he steps on Hair's hand, and Hair falls back into the ring, with a loud thud, as his back hits the canvas. Dope then taunts the crowd, as once again they get louder, as Big is beginning to climb the cell with yet another table! He gets up there and takes the table and smashes it over the head of Dope. The two tables are right next to each other. Big throws Dope on one side of the ladder, while Big is on the other, he is setting him up for what looks to be a DIAMOND CUTTER! He takes Dope by the head, he jumps off, and Dope and Big go through the two tables at the top of the cell! The crowd is extatic! The fans are going ballistic, with B-I-G chants, and HOLY SHIT chants! Big couldn't stretch the Diamond Cutter out enough, so he kind of went through one of the tables. Big slowls gets up and looks down to see where Hair is. He is nowhere to be seen, he looks all around the ring, when he gets a tap on the shoulder, Big turns around to be met with a vicious chair shot right to the skull. Then the camera, shows 4 stacked tables outside the ring. Hair set them up. Hair picks up Big, and begins running with him, and throws him off the cell with a set of steam. Big goes crashing through the tables with a loud thud! The crowd keeps getting louder and louder! Then, with the same ladder that Big used to Diamond cut Dope with, Hair takes it, and he closes the legs together, and he waits til Dope gets up, and he hits Dope over the head with the ladder. Then, seeing his chance, Hair walks down the side of the cell, gets into the cell, and grabs a ladder that was sitting outside the ring. Dope is out of it, but he manages to drop down from the panel that was missing. He to sets up a ladder. Big manages to move some how, and he goes into the ring as each of the contestants are on a ladder. All 3 of them are duking it out on top of the ladders. Dope pushes the ladder that Hair was on over, but Hair lands on his feet, so he climbs the ladder that Dope was on, and they duke it out, as Big is trying to get the belt. The two see this, and they begin laying into Big. They double team him, and manage to throw him to the outside. He hits his head on the ground and seems to be out of it. Dope and Hair continue battling each other on top of the ladder. Dope gets the upper hand, and superplexes Hair off the ladder! The crowd is still getting louder! Dope sees his chance as he tris go grab the belt, and he is touching th belt! He is unhooking it, but BIG kicks the ladder out from underneath him! Dope is hanging from the belt. Big gets a chair, and whacks it over the legs of Dope causing Dope to fall. Big takes Dope to the middle of the ring, flips him off, and hits the Big Storm! Hair then gets in and hits the Tree Hippy Chestnut Driver! Out of nowhere Hair hits that! He then proceeds to go out of the ring, and grabs a bag of thumb tacks. He brings it in the ring, and spreads them all in one little area. He goes and picks up Dope, and DDT'S him onto the thumb tacks! Dope has some thumb tacks in his for-head. He is bleeding profusely. Hair then goes and sets up the ladder that was in the ring, sets it up, he climbs it, he is at the top of the ladder, and he sees Dope lying there, he goes for a frog-splash, and this time he hits it! But his hand and his knees are filled with thumbtacks! He injured himself on that exchange! Big some how manages to stumble up walking all weird, and he has a dazed look in his eyes. Big then picks up Hair, and flips him off and hits a Big Storm! The crowd is going crazy! He picks Hair up and hits another Big Storm! Then, he picks him up yet again, and says, "This is what happens when you Fuck with me!" he hits the Equaliser! Then he picks him up yet again and hits another Big Storm! Then out of nowhere, Dope goes for the Dope Leaf, but Big reverses it, and whips Dope to the ropes, and tries to hit the Big Storm, but Dope reverses it in to the xTc! The crowd is going loony! Dope then slowly sets up a ladder, climbs it very slowly, and he is at the top, he unstraps, it and raises it in the air!

Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW! VWF North American champion, Dope!

(The crowd is on their feet as they give a standing ovation to these men. Dope sits a top the ladder, with blood dripping from his hands, and knees and from his fore-head. He looks dazed, he looks down, he climbs down and walks out of the ring, he is helped to the back by the stage crew. The next to get up is Big who is bleeding from back and from his face. He to is helped to the back. Hair is the last to leave the ring, he is also helped to the back, as the stage crew raise the cell, and clean up the hell left by these 3 men!)

JR: Oh man that match was one for the ages!

King: These guys risked life and limb, to beat the hell out of each other, and for the North American Title!

JR: When it was all said and done, Mr. Big emerged from this hellacious confrontation the victor! Folks, up next, the Tag-Team Title match, featuring the newly formed now, facing off agsint TPR!

(A commercial break is aired.)