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XCW Anarchy Rulez Results
27-04-2003

From: XCW Arena in Cardiff

Commentators: J.R and Jerry "The King" Lawler

XCW Anarchy Rulez
In Association with Quiksilver

Theme Song: The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Commentators
We hear J.R and The King introducing Anarchy Rulez.

Match #1
Singles
Deadman w/The Kat defeated Edge (Via a Death Stunner)

Earlier Today
We see Mr. BIG arriving in the arena earlier today signing some autographs for his fans.

Commentators
We hear J.R and The King talking about the feud between Full Force and The Double J's

XtremeVision
We see footage of the feud between Full Force and The Double J's
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Backstage Interview with The Double J's
Backstage, Chris Leary is interviewing The Double J's
Chris Leary: Jo, Johnny, How are you feeling just moments away from going against Jody Fleisch and JT Money for the xWa Tag-Team Titles?
Jo: How are we feeling? Well we are feeling pretty confident as always.
Johnny: Well said Jo, We are felling very confident because we are going to walk out of this arena as the New xWa Tag-Team Champions!

Match #2
Falls Count Anywhere
xWa Tag-Team Championship   
Full Force © defeated Double J's (Via a JT Shot)

X-Cam
We see an up-close shot of Holly Valance's ass as she stretches before her match.


Commentators
We hear J.R saying what if The Double J's won the xWa Tag-Team Champions, J.R says the XCW would mad!

Earlier Today
We see The Danger Broz throwing darts at Hollywood Hulk Hogan. With The entire Danger Broz saying to Lee don't panic we will have your back.

I'm The Commish
We see Commissioner Mick Foley walking past Chris Leary, When Foley spots Leary and walks up to him. Foley says for Leary to go and tell The Danger Broz to stay in their locker room during the match between Lee and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Leary asks what if? But Foley stops Leary in a mid sentence and says the punishment if they do interfere is they will be FIRED! Leary then says O.K and heads off to the Danger Broz locker room.

Commentators
We hear J.R saying to The King that Commissioner Foley is one of the best Commissioner's in the world.
Then they both go onto talk about the feud between Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Lee.

XtremeVision
We see footage of how the feud between Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Lee began.
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Heading To the Ring
We see Lee heading to the ring looking scared.

Match #3
No Holds Barred Match
Hollywood Hulk Hogan defeated Lee (Via a Leg of Doom)

X-Cam
We see J'Lo putting on one of her red thongs.

Commentators
We hear The King saying to J.R what he had just saw. J.R goes yes thankfully Hollywood Hulk Hogan has told Lee that is how we wrestle. The King then says no stupid I meant did you see J'Lo's red Thong she was putting on. Then J.R says lets take a look of how the feud between Holly Valance and J'Lo first started.

XtremeVision
We see footage of how the feud between Holly Valance and J'Lo
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Backstage Interview with The M.O.D
Backstage, The Coach is interviewing The M.O.D
The Coach: eh Mr. AshTaker sir, How are you going to beat NJS later on Tonight?
The AshTaker: Well Coach, The Lord from below will guide me.
The Coach: Deadman, How does it feel to beat Edge?
Deadman: It felt good. And I enjoyed it.
The Coach: Badass & Danny, What do you have in store for The Fox & The Rich?
Danny: We need don't have any thing, because we are The Ministry of Darkness!
The AshTaker then rolls his eyes up.

Commentators
J.R and The King say that The M.O.D are really creepy.

Match #4
Bra & Panties
XCW Woman's Championship
Holly Valance © defeated J'Lo (Via a Kiss-Kiss allowing Holly Valance to pull J'Lo's pants off)

Commentators
We hear The King saying that Bra & Panties's matches are his favourite.

Backstage Interview with NJS and Lita
Backstage by NJS and Lita's locker room. Chris Leary asks them for an interview
Chris Leary: How do you feel after so long to get your onto The AshTaker?
NJS: Well Chris, The AshTaker can say that he looking down upon The Lord from Below to give him guidance. All I have to say to that is SHIT!
The AshTaker then taps NJS's shoulder
The AshTaker: You don't belie that The Lord from Below will guide me?
NJS: Oh yes I believe. "Because Your Next Jerky!"
Come on Lita
NJS then walks off with Lita
The AshTaker: Oh he and Mr. BIG will see. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Commentators
We hear J.R asking The King what does The AshTaker mean. "NJS and Mr. BIG will see?"
The King replies by saying that I don't know but we'll find out by the end of Tonight's Show.
Then J.R goes on saying that at last The Fox & The Rich will finally get their hands on the other members of The Ministry of Darkness a.k.a The M.O.D Danny & Badass.

XtremeVision
We see footage of how the feud between The Fox & The Rich and Danny & Badass got started up until today.
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Heading Towards the Ring
We see The Fox & The Rich coming out of their locker rooms. With The Rich asking The Fox is he ready. The Fox replies by saying why wouldn't I. The Fox asks The Rich if he is ready. The Rich replies by saying that More than I can ever be.

Match #5
Tag-Team Match
XCW Tag-Team Championship
The Fox & The Rich © defeated The M.O.D (Badass & Danny) (Via a Double Leg-Drop from both The Fox & The Rich onto Badass)

Commentators
We hear J.R saying that we have had all entertaining matches so far, Will the next 2 matches by ant different?
The King says the next 2 matches will properly be the best ever 2 matches in this business.
Then J.R and The King starts to talk about the next match between NJS and The AshTaker in a T.L.C match for the xWa Championship. Then The King asks what does The AshTaker have instore for NJS.

XtremeVision
We then see footage of what The AshTaker said in NJS's interview.
Then we see footage of how the feud between NJS and The AshTaker got started up until today.
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Good Luck
We then see NJS leaving his locker room but giving a kiss to his Manger/Girlfriend Lita. Then after that NJS to the ring for his match with The AshTaker.

Backstage Interview with Mr. BIG
Backstage, The Coach is interviewing Mr. BIG.
The Coach: Mr. BIG
Mr. BIG: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Hang on Coach. Finally Mr. BIG is back in ………….. Cardiff!  And I know Coach what you are going to ask me. Yes I finally it will be The Terminator vs me Mr. BIG one on One later on tonight. And if The Terminator is watching. Terminator you had better be afraid!

Commentators
We hear The King saying Tough words from Mr. BIG to The Terminator and he goes onto say that he agrees with Mr. BIG.

Match #6
xWa Championship
T.L.C
NJS © defeated The AshTaker

Commentators
We hear The King talking about how great of a match that was. J.R agrees with him J.R goes onto say that these people put their bodies on the line and I think tonight that proved it. Then both J.R and The King goes onto say will the next match be even better than the last match. Then they go onto to talk about the big rivalry between Mr. BIG and The Terminator.

XtremeVision
Then we see footage of how the feud between Mr. BIG and The Terminator got started up until today.
Background Music - The White Strips "Seven Nation Army"

Backstage Interview with The Terminator
Backstage, Chris Leary is interviewing The Terminator
Chris Leary: eh Terminator, How are you feeling just a few minutes before your match against Mr. BIG?
The Terminator: Ha, By the end of tonight every body will be saying Mr. BIG. Who?
The Terminator walks off laughing

Main Event
No DQ
XCW World Championship
Mr. BIG © No Contest The Terminator (Because a unknown came running down to the ring with a pipe and knocked out both Mr. BIG and The Terminator)

After-Match
The unknown wrestler walks back to the backstage area. Then The Terminator calls over ref for The Terminator to pin Mr. BIG 1-2 Right before the referee is about to count 3. We see the unknown wrestler in a pick up truck toeing Mr. BIG's car. The unknown wrestler gets out of the car with the pipe and knocks both Mr. BIG and The Terminator and chucks them into Mr. BIG's car. And drives off with Mr. BIG and The Terminator in Mr. BIG's car. Ten in the arena there is all confusion. But then we see The Unknown wrestler's pick-up truck and Mr. BIG's car by a forklift. But the unknown wrestler is not in the pick-up truck. The camera looks for the unknown wrestler when we see the unknown wrestler cutting off the rope which was helping the pick-up truck toe Mr. BIG's car. Then the unknown wrestler gets into the forklift and picks up Mr. BIG's car with Mr. BIG and The Terminator in the car 35 feet high up. Then The unknown wrestler waits for a few minutes. And then lets go. Then the camera has a look at Mr. BIG's car which is upside down all smashed up. How badly hurt is Mr. BIG & The Terminator. You'll have to watch XCW Monday Night Nitro on the xWn.

End Of Show