Serious 1
              Miget Man To The Rescue!
       In the quiet town of knobsillve live a miget.The evil Bent Badger try to suck mr james DRY!

               Who comes to the rescue MIGET MAN whos dick is to mighty to suck and the bent badger is elimated and the town of knobsillve is once again save by MIGET MAN!



            SERIES 2 next week


  Yours Truly  RHYS REED      

Back in their dark lair, Midget Man and The Bent Badger are talking, when Mr. James gets on the telephone. Mr. James informs them that there is a big bash being held at Rhys's house and that Midget Man and Bent Badger have a change to suck people off!
The day of the party comes around, and Mad Mark, Robust Rhys, Hyper Hywel, Aled The Asshole and Rich Rhys are all enjoying themselves, getting pissed drunk. The time comes where they all go to bed.
But what's this! Bent Badger enters the room! Bent Badger goes up to Robust Rhys's elder sister and they go up to bed. Constant rocking is heard all night from that area! Midget Man goes up to Robust Rhys and is looking for a gentleman's sausage, but then HOLLY enters the room! Holly slaps Midget Man, and Midget Man tries to insert is his gentleman's sausage into Holly, but fails, as Robust Rhys gets up and nails him with a Stunner! Robust Rhys saves the day! He and Holly then go off to bed and have a shag.
Midget Man crawls back to his lair, defeated once more.