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XCW Metal Results
19-08-2003

Commentators: J.R & Jerry "The King" Lawler

From: Miami Arena - Miami, Florida

Match #1
Singles
Frekishi defeated JCVS w/High Voltage (Via a Sit-Down Powerbomb)
Rating: 7/10

After-Match
Frekishi does a double Stinky-Face to both JCVS & High Voltage

Commentators
We hear The King saying that JCVS & High Voltage will have to take a very long shower. J.R then says to The King isn't time you went down to the ring to referee the next match. The King replies by saying yes J.R you are right, I had better make my way down to the ring otherwise, I will miss the puppies.

Who?
We go backstage to The Ultimate Warriors locker room, where they are looking down at these three people but we couldn't see due to The Ultimate Warriors not having any light in their locker room and saying, Mr. BIG, NJS and The Bandit will learn who is funny.

Match #2
Thong Contest
Guest Referee: Jerry "The King" Lawler
Christine beat KJ (By getting a higher applause)
Rating: 9/10

After-Match
Christine picks up a microphone and says that she has proven that she is the sexiest diva in the XCW. Then Mick Foley walks down to the ring and says to Christine, to prove that you the sexiest diva here in the XCW. You will have to win a fatal 4-Way Buck-Naked at Take No Prisoners between Stacy "The Kat" Carter vs KJ vs Christine vs Holly Valance and the winner will have to also strip and will have to get a person from the crowd to sleep with live on Nitro, the day after Take No Prisoners. Then person from the crowd on Metal will give his verdict and will give that diva a rating out of 10.
Foley then leaves the ring and walks back to his office.
Christine, then says O.K Foley, you're on.

Commentators
We hear The King saying that at Take No Prisoners, he is hoping that the announce table will be moved into the crowd, so that he can get a chance.

-XCW Commercial Break-
White Stripes - Don't Know What to do
Muse - Absolution
GTA: Vice City
Carling
F1 Hungarian Grand Prix
xWn: TWF Summerbreak 2003
xWn: XCW Take No Prisoners

-XCW Returns-

XtremeVision
We see a graphic screen showing that tonight's main event is The Irish Warrior vs The Bandit for the XCW World Title in a Florida Death Match.

Three Small People
The Ultimate Warriors theme song hits and all three Ultimate Warriors members come down to the ring. The Celtic Warrior picks up a microphone and says that Z-Pack have been making funny jokes about us, well we don't find them funny. The Celtic Warrior then says roll the footage, where we see on the XtremeVision earlier today when The Celtic, Titan and Irish Warrior were in the car park and going around bursting the tyres of Mr. BIG's Aston Martin DB7 Vantage. Then they start taking off Mr. BIG's numberplate [B1GG1E 1WF] and putting on a new one reading [UWRU1E]. Then they burst NJS's Toyota Pickup Truck and again takes off his numberplate [NUFC4EVER]. Then they do the same to The Bandit's car. The Celtic Warrior then says, you see Z-Pack we don't like being taken as fools. The Celtic Warrior then says come on down you three. Z-Pack's music hits the XtremeVision and three midgets looking like Mr. BIG, NJS and The Bandit walks down to the ring. The Celtic Warrior hands the microphone over to the NJS midget where he says in a high voice "Your Next Jerky!", then the NJS Midget gives the microphone over to the Mr. BIG midget where he says in a high voice "I've got ass(es) to kick, and some Cherry Coke to drink!" Then the Mr. BIG midget gives the microphone to The Bandit Midget. Then Z-Pack's music hits and the real members of Z-Pack come running down and clears the ring.

Commentators
We hear J.R saying that The Ultimate Warriors really know how to on the nerves of Z-Pack, which I personally nobody yet has done so in the past.

-XCW Commercial Break-
Championship Manager 4
FIFA Football 2003
F1 Hungarian Grand Prix
WWE - Summerslam
xWn: XCW Take No Prisoners
xWn: TWF Summerbreak 2003

-XCW Returns-

Match #3
8-Man Tag-Team Elimination
K-Krusher got eliminated by Deadman with help from AD and Danny
Mark Jindrak eliminated Badass by AD and Danny accendently using a chair shot at Badass tying to get Mark Jindrak
Mark Jindrak got eliminated by Deadman with help from AD and Danny
The Fox eliminated Josh
The Fox got eliminated by Jacup
The Rich eliminated Jacup
The Rich got eliminated by Deadman
Deadman & Badass & Jacup & Josh defeated The Fox & The Rich & K-Krusher & Mark Jindrak
Rating: 8/10

After-Match
Deadman and Badass does a Death Stunner to The Danger Broz, and then they walk up to the stage with their XCW Tag-Team Titles on their left shoulder, shouting you not goner get these titles.

Commentators
We hear J.R saying what a match we have just witnessed.

Advice
We see Nick Bampevino giving his manager Jeff Grunth advice on a few moves, before Jeff Gruth's match.

Almost There
We see Mr. BIG and The Bandit comparing how both of them are close on getting an 8-pack, with both of them almost there, The Bandit then asks NJS how close are you towards an 8-pack. NJS replies by saying, I don't need to exercise, Lita keeps me close on getting a 8-pack.

Match #4
Singles
Disko Stu defeated Jeff Grunth w/Nick Bampevino (Via a Disko Touch)
Rating: 7.5/10

After-Match
Nick Bampevino goes under the ring and gets a ladder and puts it in the ring, then as Nick gets into the ring Disko Stu picks up the ladder and puts it in to a corner and then irish whips him into the ladder and shouts, you don't have what it takes.

Commentators
We hear J.R saying that he can't wait for the next match.
Then J.R says that live from Hollywood Hulk Hogan's house, Hollywood Hulk Hogan is waiting to talk to us.

Satellite Link
We see Hollywood Hulk Hogan sitting down in his house.
J.R then says Hollywood Hulk Hogan can you here me?
Hogan replies by saying yes-fine thanks brother.
J.R then says how are you feeling?
Hogan replies by saying how do you think I am brother, being stuck in this house just rotting away.
J.R then asks Hogan a few more questions about how it has been like since he was forced to retire.
J.R's final question is what would be the first thing you would do if you return to the XCW. Hogan replies by saying that he would kick Lee's ass in.
J.R then says to Hogan hope to see you soon and thank you for your time.

Main Event
XCW World Championship
Florida Death Match
The Irish Warrior © defeated The Bandit (Via a Tombstone Piledriver)
Rating: 9/10

After-Match
The Irish Warrior starts beating down The Bandit, when NJS and Mr. BIG came running down in aid of The Bandit, then The Celtic and Titan Warrior comes running down and a 3 on 3 brawl starts
Fade Out

End of Show