XCW Monday Night Nitro Results
03-11-2003
From: The NEC Arena - Birmingham, England
Commentators: Don Callis & Michael Hayes
Match #1
Singles
Josh w/Jacup, Nail defeated Nick Bampevino w/Jeff Grunth (Via a Roll-Up, with help by Jacup & Nail)
Rating: 6.5/10
After-Match
Josh, Jacup and Nail start beating up Nick and Jeff in the ring, until K-Krusher and Mark Jindrak came from two different sides of the arena in aid of Nick and Jeff. But by the time K-Krusher and Mark Jindrak got to the ring, Josh, Jacup and Nail had left the ring and had started walking up the ramp. Leaving K-Krusher and Mark Jindrak fuming at Josh, Jacup and Nail.
Face to face with a Hillbilly
Backstage we see D'lo & Alistair a.k.a The Impossiblez walking down the corridor, when The Hillbillyz bumped into them and said that "we the Hillbillyz will become the #1 contenders for the XCW-Tag-Team Titles." D'Lo replies by saying in his original Australian voice "well good day to you assess as well." D'Lo then goes onto say that The Hillbillyz will not become the #1 contenders for the XCW-Tag-Team, Alistair then buts and says that The Hillbillyz will be lucky enough to pull a girl. The Hillbillyz then go face to face with The Impossiblez and says we will sort it out later in our barn. The Hillbillyz then walk off, where Alistair shouts to them "by the way you guys need a shower!"
Fade Out
Match #2
Tag-Team
#1 Contendership for the XCW Tag-Team Championships at XCW MaYhem
The Impossiblez defeated The Hillbillyz (Via an Aussie-Splash from D'Lo to Hillbilly Willy-Billy)
Rating: 7/10
XtremeVision
Promotional video for XCW MaYhem
Background Music: "Always" by Saliva
"Rollin" hits and Deadman, one half of the XCW Tag-Team Champions walks to the stage. Deadman with a microphone says "You see I don't get any respect around here any more, I don't even get respect from my own former Manager Stacy Carter or my former best pal and tag-team partner Badass." Deadman goes onto say further that he doesn't need either Stacy Carter or Badass, so at XCW MaYhem, Deadman announces that he will be wrestling against The Impossiblez at XCW MaYhem on his own unless he can find a suitable partner.
Then Party Boy from Jackass music hits and Spikey this time wearing just a thong with the Welsh Flag on it walks up to Deadman. Spikey with a microphone says "Hey Deadman I here that you are looking for a tag-team partner, how about me then?"
Deadman looks at him madly and says "Hey you, you're not respecting me!!" Deadman then does a Death Stunner to Spikey.
Then Commissioner Foley's music hits and Foley walks to Deadman where Foley tells him that you will not be defending your tag title on your own, you will be teaming up with Badass because you both won it together. Then Foley says "Oh by the way Deadman I have just made up a stipulation if either you or Badass touches each other before XCW MaYhem both of you will have a new job, which is a Dust bin job. And that is final!. Have a Nice Day"
Foley's music hits as Mick Foley walks to the backstage area, leaving Deadman with a bright red face.
-XCW Commercial Break-
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-XCW Returns-
I'm a Manager
"Bad Touch" hits by the Blood-Hound-Gang and the XCW Woman's Champion, Christine walks down to the ring strutting her stuff. Christine with a microphone says "Being the sexiest diva, I have had a lot of phone calls such as Kid Rock to Dale Winton asking for my services. But I refused them all apart from one, which we all have in common, which is success and good looks. So let me introduce my clients ...............THE DOUBLE J'S!!!"
Orangey, redy Fireworks go off and "Time is running out" hits and The Double J's comes down to ringside to do some commentating with Don Callis and Michael Hayes.
Match #3
XCW Woman's Championship
Singles
Christine © w/The Double J's defeated KJ (Via a FHM Here I come!, and interference by The Double J's)
Rating: 7.5/10
After-Match
The Double J's puts Christine on their shoulders and walks backwards to the backstage area laughing at KJ. Then The Fox, The Rich and J-Fox comes running down pushing Christine off the shoulders from The Double J's and checks if KJ is O.K.
Guess Who?
We see Mr. BIG laying on a hospital bed recovering from his shoulder operation. Then a nurse comes in and says to Mr. BIG "you have a visitor." Mr. BIG replies saying "O.K let this person in."
The door opens and Mr. Job-Smith enters the room with a big suitcase.
Mr. BIG turns away. Mr. Job-Smith says to the nurse you can go now! The nurse then leaves the room.
Mr. Job-Smith says to Mr. BIG "Hi Mr. BIG, How are you feeling? Actually don't answer that. I guess that you want to know why I am here?" Mr. BIG replies saying "Your bloody right, just say what you came here for."
Mr. Job-Smith responds saying "Calm down Mr. BIG, I have a proposition. I am offering you all the money that is in my suitcase only if you will do what you should have done 3 months ago. Retire!"
Mr. BIG replies "How much is in there?"
Mr. Job-Smith replies "£5,000,000 British smackers!"
Mr. BIG takes about a 5-minute pause before saying "That is a good offer, So if I take the £5,000,000 I'll have to retire."
Mr. Job-Smith replies saying "Yes that is right and I have got the contract which says that you have agreed to the offer."
Mr. BIG then says "Well then ave you got a pen?"
Mr. Job-Smith then passes Mr. BIG a pen.
Mr. BIG then stares at Mr. Job-Smith for 3 to 4 minutes and then Mr. BIG picks up the contract and rips it up. Mr. Job-Smith then goes mad and says "Mr. BIG you have left me with no other choice."
Then the door breaks down and the nWo without the exception of Big Martin. The nWo then starts punching Mr. BIG until security comes in and drags the nWo off with Mr. Job-Smith shouting as he dragged off "You will regret this!"
XtremeVision
Promotional video for XCW MaYhem
Background Music: "Always" by Saliva
Match #4
Singles
The Celtic Warrior defeated Hollywood Hulk Hogan (Via a Tombstone Piledriver)
Rating: 8.5/10
After-Match
The Celtic Warrior with a microphone says "Hollywood Hulk Hogan your days are numbered."
Fade Out
Waxing
Backstage in Z-Packs locker room we see The Bandit, High Voltage laughing at NJS as he screams loudly as Lita peals off hairs of NJS's leg.
Phone to the Boss
We see Big Martin on the phone to the XCW Owner congratulating Mr. Job-Smith on what the nWo did to Mr. BIG.
Main Event
Tag-Team Dumpster Match
Frekishi & Big Martin defeated NJS & The Bandit (Via Frekishi putting NJS in a Dumpster)
Rating: 9/10
After-Match
Frekishi and NJS start brawling with each other in the crowd. Also The Bandit and Big Martin start brawling with each other.
Then as we go off air we see Frekishi tapping out to NJS who has locked him in the Laws of NJS in the crowd.
Biggest Pops:
1. NJS
2. The Bandit
3. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Biggest Heats
1. The Celtic Warrior
2. Frekishi
3. Big Martin
Character Turns: None
Title Changes: None
Match of the Night: Tag-Team Dumpster Match
Frekishi & Big Martin vs NJS & The Bandit
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