XCW MaYhem Results
30.11.2003
Commentators: J.R & Jerry "The King" Lawler
From: The Millennium Stadium - Cardiff
Theme: "Always" by Saliva
In Association with Playstation 2
Match #1
8-Man Tag Elimination Table Match
Josh Eliminated Nick Bampevino
JCVS Eliminated Disko Stu
Nail Eliminated K-Krusher
Mark Jindrak Eliminated Nail
Mark Jindrak Eliminated Jacup
Josh Eliminated JCVS
Mark Jindrak Eliminated Josh
Mark Jindrak & K-Krusher & Nick Bampevino w/Jeff Grunth & JCVS defeated The Danger Broz w/Lee & Disko Stu
Rating: 7.5/10
After-Match
Mark Jindrak, K-Krusher, Nick Bampevino & JCVS all celebrate in the ring, as we see The Danger Broz walking up the ramp looking quite pissed off.
A Big Night
Backstage we see High Voltage doing some final stretching before his match against Agent C and Agent F later on tonight
My Manager!
"Rollin'" hits and Deadman makes his way to the ring with the Crowd booing him. Deadman enters the ring where our special ring announcer Holly Valance hands the microphone to Deadman. Deadman at first starts talking trash talk about Badass. Deadman goes onto say that from now on his NEW Manager will be no other than
..
"Legs" hits by Kid Rock and Stacy Keibler makes her way to the ring wearing a black jumper and a very short blue Jeans Skirt. Stacy enters the ring showing part of her ass. Stacy and Deadman then hug each other before Deadman lifts up Stacy's skirt to reveal that she is wearing a pink thong!
Then the bell rings to start the next match.
Match #2
XCW Tag-Team Championships
The Unpredictablez defeated Deadman w/Stacy Keibler & Badass w/Stacy Carter © (Via a Aussie Splash from D'Lo to Badass after a mis-communication between Deadman & Badass)
Rating: 7/10
After-Match
Deadman and Badass goes face to face with both Stacy Keibler and Stacy Carter trying pull Badass and Deadman away from each other when Stacy Keibler then low blows not only Stacy Carter but also Badass. Then we see Deadman's new manager Stacy Keibler raising Deadman's arm in the air for celebration whilst walking back to their locker room. We then see Badass checking if Stacy Carter is O.K. When Deadman & Stacy Keibler came to the stage where Deadman says to Badass and Stacy Carter "oh by the way you will regret from turning your backs away from me. "
Then "Out of the Fire" hits and three masked men comes running down and beats Badass to a bloody pulp.
We then see Deadman and Stacy smiling before kissing each other.
Fade Out
Do You want us out there?
Backstage we see The Double J's asking the XCW Women's Champion, Christine whether she wants The Double J's to accompany her to the ring. Christine replies saying no thanks champs, but it is rather personal!
Replay
We see footage of what happened to Badass and J.R and The King asking each other who were the 3 guys that brutally beat up Badass.
I am going to bring it back where it belongs
Backstage in Mr. Job-Smith office we see Mr. Job-Smith and The Terminator discussing about the main event with The Terminator saying the belt will be on his waist and nobody else's
Match #3
XCW Woman's Championship
Bra & Panties
Christine © defeated KJ
Rating: 8.5/10
After-Match
Christine offer her hand for a handshake to KJ but KJ declines and KJ and Christine start kissing each other, then we see KJ and Christine leaving the building holding hands and kissing each other.
Fade Out
Interview with MI7
Interviewer: Chris Leary
MI7 talks about that tonight will be the last time we will ever see High Voltage
Match #4
Retirement Match
If High Voltage loses he must retire from wrestling
High Voltage defeated Agent C (Via a Wat's up Do?)
Rating: 7.5/10
After-Match
Agent F comes to the ring and says to High Voltage it is not over yet, because I am going kick your lights out.
You can do it
Backstage we see J-Fox telling The Fox & The Rich to go out there and beat The Double J's and The Wrecking Crew not just for yourselves but also do it for your fans.
Towny Nation
Backstage we see Spikey in his silver thong doing some towny music mixing where we see Jack Black and his brother Kyle breaking down the door and sings a remix of "I am the only gay Eskimo" but saying "Youre the only gay Towny"
XtremeVision
Video Package of the how the feud between The Fox & The Rich, The Double J's and The Wrecking Crew started
Background Music: "Always" by Saliva
Match #5
xWa Tag-Team Championships
Triple Threat Hell in a Cell Match
The Double J's © defeated The Fox & The Rich and The Wrecking Crew (Via a Body Splash by Jo off the top of the cell and interference by Silver & Big Sexy Badass)
Rating: 9/10
Commentators
J.R and The King ask each why did Silver & Big Sexy Badass help The Double J's
XtremeVision
Video Package of what High Voltage has done so far in both RWF, XCW, TWF etc
Background Music: "Danger High Voltage" by Electric 6
The last ever interview with High Voltage
Possibly?
Interviewer: Chris Leary
High Voltage tells Chris that that he will not lose tonight!
Match #6
Retirement Match
If High Voltage loses he must retire from wrestling
High Voltage defeated Agent F (Via a Wats up Doc? After help by The AshTaker, after interference by Agent C)
Rating: 7.5/10
After-Match
We see High Voltage standing in the middle of the ring looked rather puzzled at what The AshTaker just did.
Commentators
J.R and The King talk about that The AshTaker has returned and he saved High Voltage from retiring from wrestling.
Then the duo go onto announce that this is the last ever P.P.V of the year 2003 as there will be no P.P.V in December. They also announce that on Tuesday the 16th of December XCW Metal will be aired for an hour and a half longer and that, that show will be the last XCW T.V broadcast of the 2003 year.
XtremeVision
Video package of the highlights of XCW so far this year.
Background Music: "Seven Nation Army" by Thew White Stripes
Interview with The Bandit
Interviewer: Tim Lovejoy
The Bandit talks about that Big Martin can say all of what he can but when it comes down to it, matches are not won by trash talking but by kicking so ass in the ring.
XtremeVision
Video Package of how the feud between Big Martin & The Bandit started
Background Music: "Always" by Saliva
XCW Intercontinental Championship
Barbed Wire Match
The Bandit defeated Big Martin ©
Rating: 9/10
After-Match
The Bandit poses for the crowd with the XCW Intercontinental Title
Interview with Frekishi
Interviewer: Chris Leary
Frekishi says that although his arm is in a cask he is able beat easily beat NJS
I hate
"2+2=5" hits and Mr. Job-Smith, the XCW Owner makes his way to the ring. Mr. Job-Smith enters the ring where Holly Valance hands the microphone over to Mr. Job-Smith.
Mr. Job-Smith starts saying how humiliating it was to be ambushed from behind whilst doing an interview. Then Mr. Job-Smith starts talking trash talk about Mr. BIG
The y2j-ohmeter begins to countdown from 10 to 00...BAM! 'Away From Me' by Puddle of Mudd and NJS with his girlfriend comes to the stage. NJS with a microphone in his hand says to Mr. Job-Smith, "Hey Boss, stop talking trash about Mr. BIG as he is the most successful wrestler in the xWa!"
Mr. Job-Smith buts and says "Oh look Mr. BIG's poodle has come to protect him."
NJS then goes mad and Lita tries to calm NJS down but NJS heads to the ring where NJS and Mr. Job-Smith goes face to face.
Then "The words 'Just Think About It' hits the screen and the crowd cheers...BANG! "Prayer" hits and Mr. BIG! makes his way to the ring where NJS steps aside and both Mr. BIG and Mr. Job-Smith goes face to face then Mr. BIG smiles and offers his hand for a hand shake, then as Mr. BIG and Mr. Job-Smith are about to shake hands, Mr. BIG similes and shakes his head in disbelief and then Mr. BIG does a BIG Storm to the owner of the XCW!
Then Mr. BIG, NJS and Lita celebrate by standing over Mr. Job-Smith drinking Cherry Coke.
Fade Out
Commentators
J.R and The King talk about what has just happened
Legend vs Wannabe
Backstage we see Hollywood Hulk Hogan quickly picking something up to eat before the main event when The Terminator stands over Hollywood Hulk Hogan and says "I don't think so
BROTHER!" Then Hogan and Terminator goes face to face where The Terminator says see you the ring... Brother!
XtremeVision
Video Package of the feuds between The Celtic Warrior, NJS, The Terminator, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Frekishi, Silvio Megala started
Background Music: "Always" by Salvia
Main Event
Vacant XCW World Title
6 Man Elimination Gas Chamber Match
Silvio Megala Eliminated The Celtic Warrior
Hollywood Hulk Hogan Eliminated Silvio Megala
The Terminator Eliminated Hollywood Hulk Hogan
NJS Eliminated The Terminator
Frekishi Eliminated NJS (After help by Melissa)
Frekishi defeated NJS, The Terminator, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Silvio Megala, The Celtic Warrior
Rating: 9.5/10
After-Match
Frekishi starts beating up NJS with a sledgehammer when Mr. BIG came running down in aid of NJS but by the time Mr. BIG got to the ring, Frekishi and Melissa had left the ring in a hurry
Fade Out
End of Show