XCW Xcess Results
05-08-2004
Commentators: Tim Lovejoy & Michael Hayes
From: Grand Pavilion - Porthcawl, Bridgend
"The Fight Song" hits and fireworks and pyros go off.
Tim Lovejoy & Michael Hayes welcomes us to Thursday Night, Xcess
Tim says tonight will see XCW Cruiserweight Title being up for grabs as Disko Stu takes on débutante, Freddy Massacre and also Mr. BIG takes on Big Poppa Dave.
"Run to the Hills" hits and The Rich along with Stacy Keibler, the current XCW Intercontinental Champion make their way to the ring with the crowd booing them.
Stacy takes the Mic off from tonight's ring announcer, Helen Chamberlain. Stacy says that as a manager you want your client to be the greatest, Stacy gives an example of one of her former clients, Test. Stacy mentions that when she managed Test he was on Fire and definitely a future WWE Champion, Stacy adds saying that because he got to hooked in his ego he lost everything. Stacy adds, "Just look at him now!"
Stacy goes onto say that her client, The Rich is more of a man than Test ever was. Stacy says that The Rich is the best and that he is under rated.
'Malleus Maleficarum' is heard blasting from the JumboTron as JT Moneys is seen stepping out of the curtains with the xWa Title around his waist. He approaches the ring with a loud array of cheers. JT Money then goes over to the announcer and grabs his Mic from Helen Chamberlain.
JT stands in a corner away from The Rich. JT says to Stacy that The Rich is the best? JT goes onto disagree with Stacy, The Rich butts in and says whilst looking at the xWa Title around JT Money's waist and The Rich challenges JT to a match tonight for the xWa Title.
"Wreck" hits and Co-Owner, Mick Foley comes to the stage and says that Mr. Job-Smith is not here tonight, crowd cheers. Foley goes onto say that is Foley's show. Foley goes onto announce that it will be JT Money vs The Rich for the presaged title in the xWa today, the xWa Title.
The Rich starts taunting at JT Money before punching JT but the punch only made his face to turn 90 degrees before JT Money punched The Rich and this time The Rich fell to the ground. JT Money shakes his head before calling The Rich a Punk to huge obviation from the crowd and JT Money walks back to his locker room.
Interview with Freddy Massacre
Interviewer: Chris Leary
Freddy tells Chris that he looking forward to his first ever match in the XCW.
Match #1
XCW Cruiserweight Championship
Single
Disko Stu © vs Freddy Massacre
"Brother" hits and to a great obviation for his first ever match in the XCW, Freddy Massacre makes his way to ring just like Jeff Hardy does, Freddy then rolls into the ring and posses for the crowd.
The words, ""Hey Sexy, Do wish to boogie with Disko...Stu?" appears on the screen and "Turn it Up" hits and the current XCW Cruiserweight Champion, Disko Stu with two of his Disko Ladiez.
The match was a very high paced match and it was a hard match to call. Both wrestlers looked sharp and quick. This match didn't deserve to be the opening match as it was a truly great Cruiserweight match, the fans of the XCW have ever seen.
The match ended when Freddy nailed the Twist of Fate and Freddy headed for the turnbuckle. Freddy signalled for the Swanton Bomb but one of the Disko Ladiez pushed Freddy off the turnbuckle and the Disko Ladiez encouraged Disko Stu to get to his feet, Stu slowly got to his feet and picked up Freddy Massacre and hit the Disko Touch for the 1-2-3.
Disko Stu then chucked out Freddy Massacre out of the ring, The Disko Ladiez all entered the ring and started to hug Disko Stu. When "Wreck" hits and the Co-Owner of the XCW, Mick Foley came to the stage and announced that at XCW's biggest event of the year, XCW Sweet Pain, it will be a triple threat match contested between Disko Stu, D'Lo and Freddy Massacre for the XCW Cruiserweight Title in a Ladder Match! Foley goes onto announce that speaking of Ladders another match at Sweet Pain will be a Fatal 5-Way Tag-Team match in a T.L.C match for the XCW Tag Titles it will be MI7 vs The Double J's vs the Wrecking Crew vs J'n'K vs The Danger Broz. "Wreck" plays out as Foley heads back to his office.
Fade Out
--Video Package of the return of JCVS Coming Soon--
Backstage
In Z-Pack's/Sadist Nation, we see NJS with his wife, Lita and The Bandit and the xWa Champion JT Money talking, when a receptionist comes into their room and says that Mr. BIG has been badly beaten in the corridors. NJS, Lita, Bandit and JT quickly rush to the scene where we see Mr. BIG being attended to by paramedics with NJS asking who did this? Mr. BIG who is breaking into a oxygen mask points to his back where on Mr. BIG Red Wings Ice Hockey jersey had the writing S.I.N. NJS goes ballistic with The Bandit, Lita and JT calming NJS down. NJS rushes off and the cameras follows NJS to Mick Foley's office and demands a match against whoever from S.I.N.
Foley calms NJS down and says he knows why NJS is so angry and NJS grabs Foley's ragged shirts and pins Foley to the wall and says "I WANT A MATCH AGAINST A MEMBER FROM S.I.N. IN FACT I WANT A MATCH AGAINST S.I.N." Foley says O.K, you can face Big Poppa Dave. NJS lets go of Foley and NJS walks out.
Fade Out
Commentators
Tim and Michael Hayes discusses that they certainly won't want to be in Big Poppa Dave's boots.
Match #2
Tag-Team
The Impossiblez vs The Island Boyz
"Chop Suey" hits and Alistair and D'Lo make their way to the ring to cheers from the crowd.
"Ratamatha" hits and The Island Boyz make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
The match was not the greatest match by any means. The match was quite a slow paced match.
Neither team really had the upper hand in the match. The crowd wasn't really bothered who won.
The match ended when as The Island Boyz was double teaming D'Lo, D'Lo somehow managed to duck their clothesline and D'Lo went under the legs of Mr.Soul and D'Lo quickly nailed a dropkick to Mr.Soul and as Jean-Paul was running at D'Lo to hit the Hawaii Express hit a swinging Neckbreaker and tagged Alistair into the ring who hit the Scottish Egg for the 1-2-3.
Alistair and D'Lo then left the ring and headed back to their locker room.
Winner: The Impossiblez
--XCW Sweet Pain 2 Promo Video--
(BG Music: "St. Anger" - Metallica)
--XCW Commercial Break--
xWn: TWF Summerbreak V
Quicksilver
Nirvana - Nevermind
Formula 1 '04
xWn: XCW Sweet Pain 2
--XCW Returns--
Backstage
We see NJS telling his wife, Lita not to accompany him to the ring because S.I.N could attack Lita. Lita accepts NJS request and kisses NJS for good luck.
Backstage
We see Stacy Keibler telling The Rich that if he wins tonight he will be on every front page and that The Rich will have women all wanting to know you.
Match #3
Single
NJS w/Lita vs Big Poppa Dave
The S.I.N. logo appears on screen...BANG! 'The Graveyard Symphony' hits and Big Poppa Dave comes to the ring in his long S.I.N rope and as Big Poppa Dave makes his way slowly to the ring with the crowd booing.
The y2j Ohmeter counts to 00... BANG! The pyros go off as "Away form me" hits and NJS makes his way to the ring with his eyes firmly locked on Big Poppa Dave whilst trash talking at Big Poppa Dave.
This match was more like a brawl. Both wrestlers hit some heavy moves early on in the match.
It wasn't soon before the match moved from the ring to ringside and through the crowd.
The match ended in a double count out.
After-Match Big Poppa Dave and NJS continued to battle backstage in the corridors when from behind The Terminator hit NJS in the back of his head with a crowbar.
Fade Out
Match ended in a double count out
Backstage
In Z-Pack's/Sadiest Nation, we see Lita quickly exiting the locker room to rush to her husband, NJS. Meanwhile in the locker room we see The Bandit and JT Money shaking hands with The Bandit wishing JT Money luck for his match. JT replies saying "I don't need luck, have you seen the Rich he is a Punk with an attractive manager beside him."
JT then grabs the xWa Title from his chair and leaves the locker room.
Main Event
xWa Championship
JT Money © vs The Rich w/Stacy Keibler
'Malleus Maleficarum' is heard blasting from the JumboTron as JT Moneys is seen stepping out of the curtains. He approaches the ring with a loud array of cheers. JT Money then rolls in the ring.
"Run to the Hills" hits and The Rich comes down to the ring being accompanied to the ring by his manager, Stacy Keibler who has the XCW Intercontinental Title on her right shoulder.
This match was a fast paced match and it was thrilling for the fans to watch. JT Money had most of the crowd cheers and The Rich had lots of boos in the match. Stacy Keibler who looked mighty fine as always, had most of the male crowd cheering at the diva.
The Rich put up a good challenge to JT Money and even with Stacy distractions, JT Money proved too much for The Rich, and after a strong flying Headbutt followed by the J-T-T laid The Rich to rest for the 1-2-3.
JT Money asked for the microphone of ring announcer, Helen Chamberlain and JT Money bent down to face The Rich In a birds eye view, JT Money said "That's why am I the xWa Champion!"
Referee Morris handed JT his xWa Title and JT posed for the crowd on the turnbuckle to a huge obviation.
Winner and still xWa Champion, JT Money
End of Show