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TWF Wednesday Grit BasH
July 13^th 2005
The Ford Arena, Waterton, Bridgend

"And now...it's time to go back in time with yet another edition of TWF retro..." said the continuity announcer on the xWn prior to the show. 'No More Tears' hits, and the usual video intro plays. It looks like there's no new TV again this week...suddenly, the tape stops. We go live to The Ford Arena in Waterton! The set is there, the ring is there, the cameras are there! Scott Hudson and Joey Styles are standing up by the announce table and with huge smiles on their faces, utter simply two words in unison..."WE'RE BACK!!!!!"
A brand new Grit BasH intro video plays, with 'Heavy' blaring in the background to a massive cheer from the crowd. The intro finishes and the crowd goes CRAZY when the fireworks and pyros go off on the stage. Scott Hudson says that after 7 long hard months, the TWF is back on TV and they have an action packed show for you tonight, including Mastermind and AJ Jeffers teaming up to face The Terminator and the TWF World Champion, The Assassin! We also know that there will be an Against All Odds re-match between Chamera and Libra for the Women's Championship...but that's all we know right now! As the show develops we will know more, but this show is gonna be a little bit hectic!

There's a silence as the theme song fades out, but the y2j-ohmmeter counts down to a MASSIVE cheer! 3-2-1 = N-J-S...BANG! 'Break The Walls Down' by Sevendust hits, and the crowd goes crazy for NJS as he steps out onto the ramp, looking extremely cool with a smart shirt and jeans on. His manager and girlfriend Louise follows him out and the two hold hands as they walk down to the ring. The crowd chants "N-J-S! N-J-S!" much like they would for NJS's best buddy Mr. BIG and the crowd is bowing and everything! NJS takes the microphone and thanks the crowd for the great ovation and says it's great to be back...in the TWF...on the xWn...on TV! The crowd cheers loudly and chants "NJS" again. NJS says that since the TWF was last on TV, a lot has changed. We've had a new TWF World Champion crowned...Biggie's retired (which was met with HUGE boos from the crowd) and become MD (which got just as louder boos)...and we've seen a few faces come and go. But one thing still remains: there are still people in this company that repeatedly piss him off. Now Biggie has gone, NJS has the total freedom to do as he pleases with one difference to the way he did it before: he's got the backing of THE most powerful man in professional wrestling. NJS says that there is one group in particular that has pissed him off an awful lot: The Triad. The crowd boos when NJS utters their name. NJS says that Louise and him have sat back and watched that group of people get cockier and cockier by the days go by, and for them to be cocky is quite unusual because as a matter of fact, Louise tells me that they don't have any. The crowd cheers at that comment. NJS tells the Triad that yes, he is calling them out!
A gunshot can be heard through out the arena and 'Natural Born Killaz' hits to a massive round of boos from the crowd. "The Triad haven't wasted any time then!" said Hudson. Hawke lead out Marz with Michelle, Frekishi and The Shott. Hawke has a microphone and tells the crowd to shut up when he's speaking, which is met with HUGE boos and a massive chant of "Triad Sucks!"; They stand on the ramp and Hawke tells NJS that he's sick of him...NJS says he can't hear a word Hawke's saying because all he can hear is everyone chanting that he sucks. The crowd cheers. Hawke says "As I was saying..." he is sick of NJS calling them the Triad. He might have noticed there aren't three of them any more: there are four. And unlike the British Lions, the Power of Four actually works! The crowd hisses that comment. Hawke says it's been a while, so allow him to introduce them all. Standing next to him, he is a former 3-Time TWF World Champion, multi-award winner, and the best hardkore wrestler of our generation: "The King of Hardkore", The Shott! Next to The Shott, with his manager and girlfriend Michelle, he is the first ever TWF Full House winner, and the man NJS wishes he was..."The God of War and Hardkore King" - Marz! The crowd boos loudly and NJS stands on the ropes shouting words at Marz as he takes a bow. And on the far side, he is one of the biggest of the big men in professional wrestling today, and the man who injured your favourite wrestler, Mr. BIG by throwing him 60 feet from the top of a TotalTron, the "Fhat Man" himself, Frekishi! And of course, you all know him as the greatest damn wrestler, singer, actor and dancer in the world today, the Commish, Hawke...and together, we aren't the Triad any more. The way we dress, the way we act, the way we are, we aren't some hit squad...we have...class...style...prestige. So we are...The Rat Pack. NJS ends up convulsing in laughter with Louise looking at him rather oddly. Hawke asks what's the matter with NJS and NJS takes the microphone and says that yeah, they are the Rat Pack...they look like rats, they smell like rats...they are rats! NJS says on the subject of Marz & The Shott, they both have nicknames with Hardkore in. "So, uh...how's the porno career going guys? Not as well as you hoped? There isn't a large market for gay porn, ya know." - The crowd roars with laughter at that. The Shott snatches the microphone from Hawke and tells NJS to listen up. In this "new" TWF, there are a few things that will remain the same. They include the fact that he isn't gonna stand around and listen to NJS abuse him all day to compensate for the fact he doesn't have the pulling power of the Shott. Shott says that compared to some of the women he has pulled recently, Louise is about as good looking as a crab. The crowd hisses loudly and Louise didn't take that too kindly. NJS hugs her, and Shott continues. Shott says that sooner or later, he is going to have to teach NJS a lesson, and he damn sure will tonight. He whispers something in Hawke's ear, and Shott says that with the blessing of Hawke, there's gonna be a match tonight...NJS vs. The Shott, and it's gonna be over quicker than you click your fingers. Hawke taunts NJS by clicking his fingers and Shott says that he's gonna prove to NJS that's Number 1...that's the best one. NJS says that all the clicking of fingers reminds of is Live 8 and how quick it takes the Shott to work out "2+2=5". The crowd cheers and NJS tells The Shott that tonight "Shott...YOU'RE NEXT JERKY!" The crowd pops as 'Break The Walls Down' hits and the Rat Pack gets in NJS's face on the stage, with NJS firing back some abuse himself from the ring. Hudson and Styles are bantering about the match we will see between the two tonight before we fade out.

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~[xWn]: TWF Friday FURY~

[TWF Returns!]

Scott Hudson and Joey Styles welcome us back to the very first TWF Grit BasH of 2005, and they show us highlights of what happened at Against All Odds a month ago. They remind us that the next Pay-Per-View is Total Chaos and is 2 weeks away and there are plenty of matches to be announced at the next few shows, so make sure you stick around!

The lights go out, and 'Down in the Catabombs' hits. The crowd goes CRAZY! BAM! The pyro goes off as Owen Carl walks out with the TWF Television Championship on his shoulder, and walking out behind him with his favoured and only client, Hades. The crowd is cheering and chanting whilst standing in awe of this specimen man. Hades leaps into the ring and this is a non-title bout.
'Got the Life' plays over the PA and the crowd boos as Dope C walks down to the ring. We are shown some pre-recorded comments from Dope, who says that he has faced Hades before and facing him again means he has more of a chance of ending Hades's impressive winning streak that has gone on since he entered the TWF almost a full year ago.
This was a good opening match for the show and it showed off the greatness of both workers. Dope used a lot of his speed to try and get an advantage over Hades, but Hades didn't have any of it. If Hades was in any trouble, his manager Carl would always try and get him out of it. It was this that helped Hades. Dope had, from the middle of Absolute Nowhere, BC; hit the Dope Leaf and went for The Worm, to the crowd's anger, but Carl came in and distracted referee Keith Jones. As Dope went for the final part of the moves, Hades sat up, and Dope look like he shat himself. Dope was driven into a corner, and Hades came in and charged at him like a bull, hitting him with the Underworld Splash! Dope, dazed and winded, was then picked up, and Hades hit a Sit-Out Backbreaker! The crowd stood in shock as Hades covered and got the 1-2-3.
'Down in the Catabombs' hit and the crowd cheered wildly for their hero, leaving Dope down and out before walking backstage.

Backstage; a nervous young girl with a microphone is standing by. Her name flashes up on screen as being "Kaysie Anderson". She takes the microphone and says that at Against All Odds a month ago, we witnessed a shock title win for one man who has made a big impact since his arrival in the TWF, Big Martin. Martin appears on screen and stands in admiration for a moment. Martin asks if Kaysie will ask him a question. Kaysie says that she's actually quite nervous and doesn't know what to say. Martin says that she can screw off then. Martin is a superstar now and he doesn't need second-rate...hell, third-rate bimbos interviewing him. The crowd boos and Martin eyes up the camera and says that now people know what he can do here in the Total Wrestling Federation, it is he, not Hades, Frekishi or Mr. BIG who should be the Big man everybody fears. Suddenly, Martin stops in mid-sentence and Big Sexy Badass appears on screen. BSB says "Urm, excuse me, but you said Big men, and my name wasn't mentioned". Martin asks who the hell he is and BSB replies "Someone who's a little less ignorant than you are, punk". BSB tells Martin that he thinks now he's the IC title he can do what he wants, when he wants, he's wrong. Martin has just entered his crosshairs, and that's not good...for him at least. He just blew off Kaysie, who is new here, for goodness's sake. Now, Martin, you will befall the same fate as everyone else who has faced him...he will Rest in Peace. Martin says he isn't fazed by this whole "rest in peace" thing. In XCW, he was friends with the Ministry of Darkness, so this RIP business doesn't scare him. BSB says that he does have one thing that will scare Martin and that's his Triple Threat. BSB walks off and Martin looks pretty angry.

In the arena, Chamera is already in the ring and has a microphone. The crowd is booing her and hasn't taken too kindly to her. Chamera says that at AAO last month, she became a part of history. She became only the second person in TWF history to win a title on their in-ring debut with the federation. And tonight, she is making her first televised defence against someone who keeps predicting that she will again become champion. Well Libra, Chamera has a prediction for you...she kicked your ass last month, so she'll do it again tonight...now that's a Horoscope!
'Someday' hits and Libra sprints down to the ring and immediately launches herself at Chamera to huge cheers. This was a stereo-typical TWF-style women's match, with lots of back-and-fourth action, and both girls displayed a lot of mat-ability and skill during the course of the match. Chamera was impressive in only her second match once more, and showed Libra that she learned a lot at The Asylum and BCW. Libra did have the experience edge and used it to her advantage and hit Chamera with a Horoscope. Libra covered, but Chamera had her foot on the ropes. Libra yanked Chamera's foot off and put in a Leg Lock. Chamera looked in pain, but she wriggled her way out of it, and on the re-bound, caught Libra with a T-Bone Suplex! She covered and the crowd didn't look happy when she got the 1-2-3.
Chamera's music hit to massive boos and she stood over Libra with the belt, saying some harsh words. Replay footage shows the pace and impact of the T-Bone on Libra by Chamera. Chamera laughs and smiles whilst walking back up the ramp, backstage.

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~[xWn]: TWF Friday FURY~

[TWF Returns!]

Scott Hudson and Joey Styles welcome us back to TWF Grit BasH, which tonight is being brought to you by...Subway! Eat fresh!...and by Honda - The Power of Dreams!

Backstage; another of the TWF's latest recruits is standing backstage. He is Bryan Daniels, and has been hosting TWF Time-Out for the past few weeks. Daniels says that tonight, he is proud to have standing next to him, one of the greatest tag-teams in Total Wrestling Federation history, Jean Claude Van Slam & The Vamp - the Dreem Team! The crowd boos as the two men appear on screen. Daniels asks the two men for their thoughts after coming short of their goal to again win the TWF Tag-Team Championships after not winning the BLT Match at Against All Odds. JCVS says that it wasn't their goal to win that match. They were only there to cause sheer havoc and anarchy like the always do. They are the greatest tag-team in TWF history, without a doubt. But there are those who don't think so. JCVS asks Daniels if he can repeat what The Bandit said on Time-Out this week, since he asked the question. Daniels says that The Bandit feels that he and JT Money are the greatest tag-team of all-time. JCVS says that's a load of clap-trap and everyone knows it. JCVS says that he is looking forward to see Bandit backing up his words, because at TWF Total Chaos in 2 weeks, it's gonna be, THE greatest tag-team of all-time, Jean Claude Van Slam & The Vamp versus the wannabes, JT Money and The Bandit. The crowd goes BANANAS at that announcement! Daniels asks The Vamp for his thoughts, and The Vamp simply tilts his head sideways. JCVS says "Urm...he doesn't like microphones. He likes eating the fluffy part because it reminds him of cute animals...". The Dreem Team walk off to a massive round of boos from the arena, and Daniels looking extremely pleased with that interview.

Scott Hudson and Joey Styles at ringside discuss what a great match they will see at Total Chaos when two legitimate tag-team Hall of Fame contenders will face-off against one another in an immense battle. The duo remind us that Total Chaos is only 2 weeks away and that if you haven't done so already, you should order it on Pay-Per-View. Hudson asks Styles for his opinion on Bryan Daniels. Styles says he doesn't speak particularly highly of him. Hudson agrees, saying his interview technique isn't exactly great either. The two are about to launch into another plug, when they are interrupted by the back of a red leather chair appearing on the TotalTron! "Yoo-hoooo...Waterton...it's me...B...I...G!". The crowd goes APE SHIT! The chair turns around and sitting in it, is the TWF Managing Director & CEO - Mr. BIG! Biggie says "Yes, I know I said I wouldn't be on TV any more, but on occasion like this, with this sort of timing, I must say something". Biggie says that last week, he witnessed a heinous attack on London by "terrorist scum", who's only intentions were to kill. His prayers and sympathies are with those who were supposed to be celebrating the 2012 Olympic victory, but ended up losing friends and family instead. Biggie continues, saying he wishes it isn't true, but in the past few years, everything has changed. He was in America, with Bandit, JT Money, Ottobomb, Dope C, Silver, Summer and BSB when 9/11 happened, and that scared everyone of us. But did we change the way we live our lives? No. Will be strong and continue to go about our lives as normal? You damn right. The bombers were British, we are now told. Well, frankly, they can rot in hell, just like McVeigh and Saddam, when gets his "trial". We have seen this before. 9/11...Bali...Istanbul...11-M...London. You sick bastards aren't going to win, because we are not afraid. We have seen worse. London saw the Blitz for crying out loud...and urm, no disrespect to our German friends, but who won the war? Exactly. We have seen your like before, and we are not afraid. Speaking of not being afraid, Biggie says that on Monday night // early hours of Tuesday morning, he was betrayed by his friends. NJS feels the same, I'm sure. Matt-Freakin'-Hardy. The crowd BOOS BIG TIME! "Ah...see, I knew you people would hate him too". So, you think you can fool the TWF and pull the wool over our eyes? Biggie said he is shocked by your actions. He is betrayed and let down by you, Adam and Amy for what you have done. "Let's see here. Amy was seeing Matt, but when they broke up, she got married to NJS. Then she two-timed him to get back off with Matt and then TRIPLE-TIMED him to get off with Edge. What's your fucking name, whore? Henrietta VIII?" - The crowd laughs loudly at that. Matt, you should be ashamed that you lead the people who supported you through that troubled time up the garden path. You, just like the terrorists, should rot in hell because you betrayed these people as well. Why am I responding to that? Because the TWF needs to re-assure it's fans that it would never do anything like that, even more so with Biggie in charge. Biggie says that he apologises for interrupting the broadcast, but he needed to. Fans can make their voice heard on the latter matter in the Hall of Fame ballot which opens in 2 weeks, which Lita is nominated for. Biggie also says that at Total Chaos, there will be a special announcement from Mr. Edwards regarding the "new" Hall of Fame. Until then, Biggie says he bids the fans good day and enjoy the show, from Mr. B, Mr. I, Mr. G, that's Mr. B...I...G.

Backstage; The Assassin watches Mr. BIG close his address on a TV screen in his dressing room. He turns the TV off, and then The Terminator walks in. Terminator says that he is looking forward to the match that is coming up next. Assassin says he is as well, because they get to show AJ and Mastermind that they don't belong in their league and that they are the only two men who should be fighting for the TWF World Championship. The crowd boos, but the two laugh and smile. Terminator says that the only reason he hasn't beat Assassin up already is because tonight they are on the same team. Assassin stops laughing along and tells Terminator he is champion for a reason. He's the #1 Masked Man. He's the best wrestler in the TWF today because he has this belt. Terminator says that means squat. Terminator says that he is a better wrestler and will prove it to Assassin. The two trade insults until Assassin points out that they will be embarrassed by AJ & Mastermind if they don't put up and shut up. Terminator agrees and they walk out, ready for the next match as the camera fades out.

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~[xWn]: TWF Friday FURY~

[TWF Returns!]

We return from the commercial to a shot of the Ford Arena, after another glorious day in Bridgend. Scott and Joey says that it's a good thing the Ford Arena is quite new and has some air conditioning because it has been consistently good temperatures for the past few weeks here in Bridgend and it's been glorious. No better time to hit the beach, and now there's no better time to be a TWF fan!

The lights go out and 'Best I Can' by Queensrÿche plays to a huge cheer from the crowd. AJ Jeffers appears on stage in his usual pose and walks slowly down to the ring. Footage is shown from Against All Odds, where AJ Jeffers got extremely close to becoming a 2-Time TWF World Champion, but fell short thanks to an amazing Top Rope F-5 from The Assassin. He is looking for revenge and he hopes to get it tonight.
The TotalTron fills up with circuit boards, motherboards, computer chips and other such gadgetry to a great ovation from the crowd...BAM! THAT immortal opening bass riff from 'Mastermind' by Megadeth blares over the PA and from behind the smoke and sparks comes the man himself, the former TWF World Champion, Mastermind. Mastermind slowly walks down to the ring and when he enters the ring, he shakes AJ's hand, and these two look to be on the same page tonight, which can't be said of their opponents tonight!
The lights go out again and 'Low' hits to mass of boos and jeers from the crowd. Terminator steps out onto the stage, does some mysterious looking poses which sets pyros off at the side of the stage. He waits at the foot of the ramp for his partner. The lights dim and the famous drum intro to 'Trust' plays. The bass kicks in, followed by the guitar...BANG! Through the smoke and dust comes the reigning TWF World Champion, the Modern Day Messiah, The Assassin. Terminator and Assassin meet up, look at each other and storm the ring only to be beaten down.
This match only intensified the constantly growing rivalry between these four men. They are after only one thing, and that is the TWF World Championship belt that is wrapped around The Assassin's waist at present and they made it pretty clear during the match that is all they want. AJ & Terminator took their beef to the outside of the ring, brawling around the announce desk area, whilst Mastermind had hit the Intimidator on Assassin and covered, only for Assassin to roll Mastermind over...they rolled each other over again but kicked out at 2, and Assassin walked into a clothesline. Mastermind whipped him into the ropes and went for the Brain Scrambler, but Assassin powered out and hit Mastermind with The Assassinator! Assassin covered and got the 1-2-3!
The crowd jeered as 'Trust' played and Assassin snatched the TWF World Championship from referee Kevin Poole. AJ was down and out at ringside. Assassin posed in the middle of the ring to huge boos...but Terminator slid in with a steel chair! Terminator canucked Assassin with a clean shot to the back! Assassin was down and out! The crowd cheered as Terminator demanded a microphone. Terminator said that the Assassin has a massive bulls eye on his chest and now, he wants his shot at the TWF World Championship, and he wants it at Total Chaos! Terminator leaves, with The Assassin left down and out on the canvas!

Backstage; we see NJS and Louise linking shoulders walking down a hallway. Our main event is coming up next - NJS vs. The Shott!

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Scott and Joey still can't get over the Terminator's shocking challenge to The Assassin after what happened just moments ago at the conclusion of that match, when 'Live Wire' by ACDC hits to huge boos from the crowd. The Shott leads out the Rat Pack...Frekishi, Marz and Hawke. Referee Pete Cavalli tries driving the Rat Pack from ringside, but Hawke uses the power of his No-Veto to tell Cavalli that he is sticking around. In fact, Hawke joins Scott and Joey at the announce desk for this match. Frekishi also joins the trio at the announce desk. Marz stands on one side of the ring and looks to be there in support of his long-time friend.
The lights go out...3-2-1 = N-J-S...BANG! BOOM! 'Break The Walls Down' plays and the crowd goes CRAZY for NJS as he steps out onto the stage. Louise follows behind and she walks down to the ring behind her man. Hawke comments as they walk down to the ring that they are about as perfect for each other as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley were. Frekishi laughs along and says that the last time NJS saw any pussy; it was when he saw CATS in the West End when he was 8 years old.
This match was suitably our main event and was a great way to end the show. The Shott and NJS have no love lost for each other and despite not having quite the history that NJS has with Marz, for instance, it was still a great match. Marz had to get his nose stuck in, and he did so when NJS had the match within touching distance. Having hit The Shott with an Enziguri, Marz leaped onto the apron, attempting to distract referee Cavalli, but NJS leaped up to the second rope and dropkicked Marz off the apron and onto the ringside floor! The Shott however took advantage and hit NJS with a huge DDT, before whipping him into the ropes and hitting him with a Train Splash, mocking Mr. BIG. Hawke and Frekishi stirred up the anti-NJS sentiment on the announce desk, abusing him at every opportunity. Marz again got involved, sliding in a chair to The Shott. Shott got a hold and swung, but referee Cavalli grabbed hold, to huge cheers, but NJS catapulted himself into The Shott, who clattered his head into the chair held by Cavalli! Marz invaded the ring and traded blows with NJS, and Cavalli attempted to separate them, but to no avail, so he had to declare the match as over and a victory to NJS by disqualification! The crowd cheered the decision, but when Marz, The Shott, Hawke and Frekishi invaded the ring to beat down on NJS, the crowd's boos kicked up a notch. Suddenly, The Sadist Nation steamrolled down to the ring! The Bandit and JT Money came in and evened the score with NJS, but eventually, the numbers failed to work, until the Bell Tolls! 'Rollin' hits and Deadman & J-Fox enter the arena to a HUGE ovation, and it was 5-on-4! The Rat Pack did the best they could but left as quickly as they could! The Rat Pack stand at the foot of the ramp, trading insults with the 5 men in the ring as this explosive Grit BasH draws to a close!